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The BEYONCÉ release was like this huge, hysteric crowd of people throwing down $20 to enter a mysterious portal that promised paradise. Innocent bystanders were like "what's going on?", their curiosity got the best of them and they too got out their $20. Then they entered the portal and instead of paradise they were dropped in a pool of vomit. BEYONCÉ ruined the music industry and people's faith in music.
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I love the build-up of this post

. At first you think he's just objectively explaining why the album opened so big, then the final sentence hits you.