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TV Show: Scream Queens | #RenewalNewsSOON | #Pray4Chanel | #Over
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Ooh these spoilers!!! I live.
So the Red Devil Grace was fighting ISN'T Pete... That was always strange because he kinda like, was wearing the entire outfit and not just a mask or something. Why would Grace allow him that much time to get dressed before attacking him?
And YAS! I live! I hope Grace isn't the killer.
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Originally posted by Teneo
I'm ready for the bathtub baby not having any siblings and the crazy lady explaining her painting two babies as "well, the bitch wouldn't stop movin while I painted her".
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What about Dean Munsch saying she popped out two babies
And remember SPOILER TAGS y'all
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Omg you guys the email she wrote leaked:
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If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you're sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough ****ing ride.
For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this chapter, we have been ****ING UP in terms of murderous events and general social interactions with Sigma Nu. I've been getting texts on texts about people LITERALLY being so ****ing AWKWARD and so ****ing USELESS. If you're reading this right now and saying to yourself "But oh em gee Chanel, I've been having so much fun with my sisters this week!", then punch yourself in the face right now so that I don't have to ****ing find you on campus to do it myself.
I do not give a flying ****, and KKT does not give a flying ****, about how much you ****ing love to shopping with your sisters. You have 361 days out of the ****ing year to shop with sisters, and this week is NOT, I ****ing repeat NOT ONE OF THEM. This week is about destroying Dean Munsch to save the greek community, and that's not ****ing possible if you're going to stand around. Newsflash you stupid *****: FRATS DON'T LIKE BORING SORORITIES. Oh wait, DOUBLE ****ING NEWSFLASH: DDS IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE ****ING SUCK, which by the way in case you're an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE ****ING SUCK SO FAR. This also applies to you little ***** that have talked openly about post gaming at a different frat IN FRONT OF DDS BROTHERS. Are you people ****ing retarded? That's not a rhetorical question, I LITERALLY want you to email me back telling me if you're mentally slow so I can make sure you don't go to anymore night time events. If KKT openly said "Yeah we're gonna invite Zeta over", would you be happy? WOULD YOU? No you wouldn't, so WHY THE **** WOULD YOU DO IT TO THEM?? IN FRONT OF THEM?!! First of all, you SHOULDN'T be post gaming at other frats, I don't give a **** if your boyfriend is in it, if your brother is in it, or if your entire family is in that frat. YOU DON'T GO. YOU. DON'T. GO. And you ESPECIALLY do ****ing NOT convince other girls to leave with you.
"But Chanel!", you say in a whiny little bitch voice to your computer screen as you read this email, "I've been by your side throughout the murders, doesn't that count for something?" NO YOU STUPID ****ING ASS HATS, IT ****ING DOESN'T. DO YOU WANNA KNOW ****ING WHY?!! IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN ****ING UP AT SOBER ****ING EVENTS TOO. I've not only gotten texts about people being ****ing WEIRD at shops (for example, being stupid ***** and saying stuff like "durr change my pantie size?" is not ****ing funny), but ARE YOU ****ING STUPID?!! I don't give a **** about friendship, YOU DO WHAT I TELL YOU, ARE YOU ****ING BLIND? I will ****ing **** punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don't give a **** if you SOR me, I WILL ****ING ASSAULT YOU.
"Ohhh Chanel, I'm now crying because your email has made me oh so so sad". Well good. If this email applies to you in any way, meaning if you are a little asswipe that stands in the corners at night or if you're a weird **** that does weird **** during the day, this following message is for you:
DO NOT GO TO TONIGHT'S EVENT.
I'm not ****ing kidding. Don't go. Seriously, if you have done ANYTHING I've mentioned in this email and have some rare disease where you're unable to NOT do these things, then you are HORRIBLE, I repeat, HORRIBLE PR FOR THIS CHAPTER. If you are one of the people that have told me "Oh nooo boo hoo I can't talk to boys I'm too sober", then I pity you because I don't know how you got this far in life, and with that in mind don't ****ing show up unless you're going to stop being a goddamn **** block for our chapter. Seriously. I swear to ****ing God if I see anyone being a goddamn boner at tonight's event, I will tell you to leave even if you're sober. I'm not even kidding. Try me.
And for those of you who are offended at this email, I would apologize but I really don't give a ****. Go **** yourself.
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Honestly I'm okay if minute meal sally isn't the killer, provided she dies a bloody death.
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fffff WHAT is this nonsense rumor some people are spreading on twitter that Ryan Murphy confirmed that the show is renewed and that season 2 will have "the male chanels", with Harry Styles and Tyler Oakley being part of the main cast? This is some "Chanel #2 is the mastermind" levels of crazy 
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Originally posted by Silence.
Omg you guys the email she wrote leaked:
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That's not the actual e-mail she wrote. That's the e-mail a real life sorority president wrote. That letter inspired the character of Chanel.
But Chanel definitely will write a letter similar to that.
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Tyler Oakley? Goodbye.
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You do realise the picture might not be anyone in the actual show. It might just be of the stunt double they use for the RD which they then cut with the actual person it's meant to be. The picture might've just been posted to preserve anonymity. Ryan's done this with AHS a bunch of times. Hell we saw Ariana's stunt double in more than one scene this season.
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Originally posted by Silence.
Omg you guys the email she wrote leaked:
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How did this leak 
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I want all those nelly youtube assholes on Scream Queens if it means I get to see them get stabbed.
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Originally posted by C/H/A/N/E/L
That's not the actual e-mail she wrote. That's the e-mail a real life sorority president wrote. That letter inspired the character of Chanel.
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Would you just keep a few things to your goddamn self Chanel, this is why I can't trust you with any of my secrets.
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I keep imagining Grace NOT being the killer and it makes me really upset. If it doesn't tha open it will like, ruin my week.
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Originally posted by C/H/A/N/E/L
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I hope we get a season 2. Even a three and a four. Chanel is ****ing amazing.
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And, using your own logic, the fact that we now think it's Chanel means it's not her.
I quit with all of this.
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Originally posted by RudeBoyy
WAIT!
Chad wanted to KILL PETE. So he went into Pete's room to find the RED DEVIL COSTUME so Pete's death would be brushed aside as a RED DEVIL MURDER. Then when he's ABOUT TO ATTACK Basic Bitch of the year GRACE comes in so he HIDES IN THE CLOSET. Eventually he gets TIRED and jumps out and MURDERS Pete, sparing Grace. Grace blames CHAD and it's made to look like HE'S THE RED DEVIL until the SHOCKING FINAL REVEAL where it turns out it's actually GRACE!
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Even by Murphy standards, this is just plain lunacy. I know you guys want Grace to be the killer, but everything is saying it's not her at this point. Including Skylar and Ryan begging us all to think it's her.
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And, using your own logic, the fact that we now think it's Chanel means it's not her.
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You're not using my logic. My logic is: Ryan Murphy is on his knees begging the audience to think it's Grace, posting redherrings online, having Skylar post redherrings on line, and throwing red herrings into the show. And I can objectively point to these.
On the other hand, Chanel is one of the few people with.. BIG SHOCKER, absolutely. No. Red. Herrings. All. Season. Same rule for the killer in Harper's Island and Scream MTV. Same rule here. Ryan is doing everything to deflect, including deleting a text in Episode 1. And the only reason you try to deflect attention? When it's the killer.
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Maybe when Chad dies Repo's presence in this thread finally will too.
jk bitch
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Messy.
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Repo, sis.The only reason you think Chanel is the killer is because you want her to be. The only reason you ever think anything is going to happen in this show is because you want it to happen, just like you think Chad's the most well-received character or that Denise has more haters than lovers or anything else you've said.
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