I can't wait till Tony dies. You SO know Gags is going to make it all about her. I can picture it now :
Gaga walks on to the stage of his memorial ceremony, big tears in her eyes. She makes a speech about how during one of the lowest periods of her life, Tony was the one who comforted her and helped her pick up the pieces.
But more than that. He was her friend.
Tears stream down her face as she flawlessly belts out some irrelevant jazz song.
The audience stands up in rapturous applause, and all the media outlets the next day are going crazy about it.
Cue first week sales bigger than 25, 7 year world tour due to demand, and 7 billion youtube views
