LIFETIME CONSERVATORSHIP:
— can't sing
— can't dance
— can't write
— can barely speak English, her mother tongue
— in her early 30s but looks 45
— no human rights
— bad mother
— will never have a hit or #1 album again
— banned from the Grammys
— works with Iggy Azalea
— can't keep a man
— stuck in Vegas as a casino act
— sees 'gay men' as 'basically girls'
— known only for her mental breakdown (as a meme, nonetheless)
Worst of all: people
stan for it in November 2015.
