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Left Shark’s 15 minutes of fame were up quicker than Ariana Grande can lick a donut, but the absence has now left the door wide open for another character from Perry’s roster to grab the spotlight just in time for holiday memes.
Unfortunately, “Every Day is a Holiday” doesn’t show any guilt for trying to hit you over the head with this possibility, offering over a dozen disquieting options to try and get the Internet playing its replacement game. Will any spark the same obsession as Left Shark? No. But here’s what you have to choose from:
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EW used to be such stans, too.
Poor Katy, the thing is that she's never really mattered. At best she's been a colorful background distraction, at worst a shrieky garish nuisance. Now the older she gets the more she'll go from distraction to nuisance.
