Since I'm a bit idle today, I feel like " Badgering", anyway here goes:
It's a chilly night in the Carters residence, the moon a pale sickle across the sky glimmers into the terrace as Beyonce attempts to 'read' a report titled, "End The Barbadian Goat". The words run muddled in her head as her mind struggles to perform an act it's not accustomed to. After various attempts and failing numerously, Beyonce finally places the report on the table.
She then picks her tablet and clicks on it, a picture update of Rihanna, young and still looking extremely pretty in her nightgown appears. Beyonce furiously throws her tablet on the ground. The sudden violent movement stirs Blue Ivy who is seated as far as possible from her mother, her mouth twitches and she firmly grasps the hand of her nanny who in turn takes the child.
"Excuse us Mrs Carter," she says as Beyonce waves her arm despondently.
Beyonce picks another tablet, a green dot appears on the screen as it beeps and moves.
"I still have you goat, don't think you've escaped me," she muttered.
Day 2:
Beyonce enters a posh beauty parlor in New York, a black hat on her head, dark sunglasses and clothes from target completes her disguise. She abruptly walks towards a woman in a green jacket and sharply taps her on the shoulder and turning towards her is none other than Melissa a.k.a Mufassa.
"Dis can't be," she says, "Beyonseey?"
Little had Beyonce known that Mufassa had "borrowed" the bugged jacket from Rihanna's closet. She can do nothing but put on that fake grin Mr. Matthew grilled into her as her fists mechanically clenches and unclenches.
Meanwhile on a yatch in the Mediterranean, Rihanna basks in the sun, a joint in hand, slowly exhales and coos.
"Where should we go next?" She asks Leandra. Getting up and moving to a map sprawled on a small table.
"There," she says pointing to an island in the South Pacific and taking up a half-knitted sock.
There
