[vanishingbee]

I need an avi of those german tourists tbh

[Nutitle]

Originally posted by Cannabis

Cuz he's a legend, pressed much?

ikr? Leave Holden and his future Emmy alone

[Velvet]

So I rewatched the episode to see it with my dad and I didn't truly notice the amount of sex scenes there were until my second viewing

[joe71941]

Originally posted by Velvet

So I rewatched the episode to see it with my dad and I didn't truly notice the amount of sex scenes there were until my second viewing

How did your dad react to it?

[juicyearlobes]

Originally posted by Gee

Deliver us from evil

just looks like a cleft palate ?

[Chyene]

That was brilliant

[DivaDown]

Ugh... no. Tristan was hot & having gay sex a lot. Why did The Countess have to kill the one who likes to be naked?

Also, poor Liz. That was so unfair to her...

[MetalHausOfJosh]

Tonight's episode was so good!!! The countess is ruthless af and Bartholomew is one ugly mother****er. Kill it asap

[nicholasfelix]

The amount of nudity in this episode... >>>>>
and I am I strange for thinking that Bartholemew is cute?
(like the way he blinks at the end is adorable)

[Ibrahim]

Originally posted by nicholasfelix

The amount of nudity in this episode... >>>>>
and I am I strange for thinking that Bartholemew is cute?
(like the way he blinks at the end is adorable)

[Tylerbv]

Just saw the episode.
I was living for Iris, Alex, Liz, and Scarlett.
The Liz/Tristan thing came way out of nowhere but it was cute for the 45 seconds that it lasted.
Iris totally being ready to murder
Scarlett's life in general being garbage. Her parents hate her and then when they finally remember she's alive, they ignore her, give her death glares, shoot around her and have blood-stained everything. Started from the bottom indeed!
Alex ****ing with John gave me life. I like her so much more now. I kinda think she might be the killer tho tbh

[ceremonials]

Originally posted by Delilah.

Not the countess and Alex bonding

I think she will be Donovan and Romama's pawn instead of Iris, they already seen much closer

[Pure Adrenaline]

Mess at people stanning for the coutness ha baby monster

[Pure Adrenaline]

I hoe next episode slays as much as room 33

[Pure Adrenaline]

AMERICAN HORROR STORY: HOTEL
EPISODE RATE by ATRL

Ranking of ep. 1-5 is based on 23 votes

⊙ EP.1 - "Cheking In"

Average rate: 8.91/10
Average score: 205
Max. score per episode: 230(based on 23 votes)
Min. score per episode: 23(based on 23 votes)

⊙ EP.2 - "Chutes and Ladders"

Average rate: 9.02/10
Average score: 207.5
Max. score per episode: 230(based on 23 votes)
Min. score per episode: 23(based on 23 votes)

⊙ EP.3 - "Mommy"

Average rate: 8.65/10
Average score: 199
Max. score per episode: 230(based on 23 votes)
Min. score per episode: 23(based on 23 votes)

⊙ EP.4 - "Devil's Night"

Average rate: 6.73/10
Average score: 154.9
Max. score per episode: 230(based on 23 votes)
Min. score per episode: 23(based on 23 votes)

⊙ EP.5 - "Room Service"

Average rate: 9.15/10
Average score: 210.5
Max. score per episode: 230(based on 23 votes)
Min. score per episode: 23(based on 23 votes)

⊙ EP.6 - "Room 33"

TBA

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RANKING:

EP.5(9.15) > EP.2(9.02) > EP.1(8.91) > EP.3(8.65) > EP.4(6.73)

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*VOTING FOR EPISODE 6 WILL START RIGHT AFTER THE HYPE COOLS DOWN*

[highwayuni]

I can appreciate anyone who decides to **** with their ex-husbands mind for giggles

[sbenci]

I really liked this episode but all these sex scenes are so pointless. I'm starting to think they are only here for Ryan's perversions

[joe71941]

Are the sex scenes at least hot

[eleganceislearned]

I'm loving Alex so much now that its revealed how ****ed up she is. Chloe was never meant to play a boring run-of-the-mill wife/mother.

Bartholomew turned out to be far more disgusting than I envisioned for some reason. Loved the final reveal.

Originally posted by Gee

The only thing I would complain about is Liz's random relationship with Tristan that wasn't hinted at in any previous episodes.

IA, I found it hard to suspend my disbelief, which is saying A LOT for this show. It was so left-field. This random ass relationship was a total deus ex machina to get Liz angry enough to betray the Countess when the time comes.

Besides that, I did feel bad for Liz, but I was 100% here for Tristan to finally GTFO so I can't say I'm that sad to see him go tbh.

[zoldyck]

Originally posted by sbenci

I really liked this episode but all these sex scenes are so pointless. I'm starting to think they are only here for Ryan's perversions

i think same, amount of nude men and pointless sex and Liz and tristan having affair out of nowhere

other than that it was a fine episode