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Originally posted by RatedG²
Anyone know how to relieve back pain other than a massage?
It's p bad rn
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dis what you do:
Step 1 - Download Grindr
Step 2 - Make an account
Step 3 - Make your bio say "back hurts, looking for a massage (and possibly more

)"
Step 4 - Upload a pic with that back sticking out and expose a little crack
Step 5 - Wait for willing participates
Step 6 - Conduct Interview process; eliminate those who do not meet the (your) requirements
Step 7 - Inform the applicant of his status
Step 8 - Establish meeting time
Step 9 - Prepare for new hire to come over
Step 10 - When the new hire comes, receive back massage