When I said I went to a certain restaurant and he was like "Yeah right you probably do the dishes there!!!"

Literally out of nowhere, just like Swag and Ditaboy12. (should have been demoted on the spot)
It's not my fault that Britney is over but dragging her in SYG is within the rules. Sorry if this upsets you.
(FYI, the rest of the civilized world has had memory foam mattresses and pillows for years now)