So at my college today they were giving away free condoms. This guy (hot AF, total 10/10 looked like Chris Pratt mixed with Liam Hemsworth) came up to the booth and snatched like 10 of them and put it in his pockets like it was nothing.
Hunty's going to town tonight. I wish I was one of his candidates.
I didn't take any cause I'm a lonely crusty bottom.
