I had this costs teacher who was very buff and had a Gorilla face
I'm talking about reaaaally buff, huge arms and you can see the whole shape of his ass every move he made. Anyway, my classmates were saying they got gay vibes from him and I was like
he's not gay you'd probably be offended if someone spread such rumors about you! Anyway, time went by and I eventually got a friend request from him, I was a bit confused since he was a teacher and everything and I saw he had a Madonna and LMFAO pic as his cover pic
, I left the request there and I was like this the whole night:
I eventually accepted him and he did nothing, but he SPAMMED his page with Madonna pics from the MDNE tour, he also put statuses like she's not me and she never will be and **** like that, I cringed all the time tbh. Turns out I was the only one from my classmates to accept him, the others didn't (I thought it was gonna be awkward since he gave us like, 3 classes
)
Anyway I decided I was attending the second Mexico City date but I didn't know if I wanted GA seats or closer floor seats, since the price difference was HUGE and you could've seen the same **** from both distances
I didn't know WHY I asked him for advice
he answered me and I tried to be kind asking him if she performed Celebration (idk why I asked him that) he said yes and then he told me he has been a stan since 2006 and showed me a pic (a pic from Paris I think, but he pretended it was his
) I was like kewl and I stopped responding. Since that day he started sending me Grindr-like messages even when he was still my teacher
, he was like hey, hey, what are you doing, hey, what's up? and I was like leave me alone
I just answered with short messages and stuff.
He eventually told me he had made up his mind and was going to see the second Mexico City show too and I was like great
He eventually asked me if I wanted to go with him and I just told him I'm going wit my mom (I was going with her but she bailed at the last minute
so I have an extra unused ticket in my house). Anyway that weekend arrived and he sent me a message at 6am on Friday if I was sure I didn't want to go with him and I told him NO bitch I'm going with my mother.
Saturday arrived and I was all alone in my hotel room when he sent me a message and asked me where I was so we could meet
I told him I was eaiting out and he was like where
I was fed up but I didn't wanna yell at him through the phone because the semester wasn't done yet
:tip: That night he kept messaging me asking me for "company" and apparently he "missed me"
I turned off the phone. Sunday arrived, the tour happened, I was slain, I went to the airport and nothing happened until Tuesday when I went back to school and he was waiting for me at the door and asked me if I liked the show and where I was that I didn't answer his messages
He started stalking me at lunch, after class and I reported him to school and he was fired
. Turns out he was fired too from another school by doing the same thing
He blocked me from Facebook and I saw his profile from a friend's and he was still posting she's not me lyrics among other stuff, he was like 32
no one knows what happened, only the principal knows he stalked me at school, not in freaking Mexico City
I need to stop using
The parts where you talked about him posting she's not me lyrics had be dYING (still lowkey am) idk why they part got me so hard omgfgomfomgfg I'm doNEEEEEEEEEE
Make sure to buy the beautiful tour book 
you mean Grindr?