[Remixed]

Embarrassing

[Haribo]

Originally posted by slw84

Let them tell it Sasha fierce the gimmick that needed to be pushed to the forefront because the album alone stands for nothing

Run the worlds (despite being an uptempo dance track, women anthem)

Surprise release despite david bowie doing it a year prior or the year

Were "risky" choices.

I still kii at Beyonce's three most iconics

crazy in love (being a sample)
single ladies (having nothing to do with her as she was in a long term relationship with jayz since the early 00s)
irreplaceable (see explanation for single ladies)

I truly wished that Upgrade you, Flaws and ALL MMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY BLEEEEEEEEEEEPING SONG
Halo would have been top 3

I don't care what no one says Halo might not be top 3 (probably #4 but I take that song over single ladies anyday

Aw. You're so pressed about Bey's songs that the GP cares more about than any Britney song.

[Badger]

Originally posted by Remixed

Embarrassing

The awful yes men acting like they're killing it

[slw84]

Originally posted by Glamorous

If you have to type novels in response to a sentence, is your fave really winning?

Yes it means you have so many receipts and points to make verses people that deflect and don't have the skillset to come up with the verbiage to support said claims.
Blonde icons always win.

[XStaticProcess]

Originally posted by slobro

Janet is winning fair and square.

Poor Madonna (who forced people to 'buy' MDNA with her tickets regardless if they wanted it or not)

Her album won't reach 500k.

[Aden]

Nick Jonas, Demi Lovato and Walk The Moon are the latest additions to the bill for the 2015 American Music Awards.

They join previously announced performers 5 Seconds of Summer, Selena Gomez, One Direction, Carrie Underwood and the night’s host, Jennifer Lopez.

ABC will air the AMAs live from Los Angeles' Microsoft Theater on Nov. 22

This sounds tragic. I can't wait for music awards show to start recovering.

[Glamorous]

The men in the background like 'yas bitch! Kill it!'

Madonna jumping around her like an ape.

Pity, well, being pitiful.

[Sinister]

i don't know if this is equal or worse to Gaga in the meat dress playing foot-merry-go-round on the BTWB

[Haribo]

slw84 coming for other artists' receips is so hilarious when he shamelessly inflates his fave's sales all the time.

[slw84]

Originally posted by Haribo

Aw. You're so pressed about Bey's songs that the GP cares more about than any Britney song.

I"m not pressed that despite the hype, more than a handful of artists have more global and local reach than your fave....and this is during any moment we can claim Beyonce peaked.

The receipts show where Britney landed when she was in her peak years...now it's about longevity.

Luckily my fave has more than a handful of iconic hits, videos performances that are referenced on a weekly basis.

[Aden]

Janet wins by default because she doesn't subject herself to corny tactics like:

[Badger]

Originally posted by Sinister

i don't know if this is equal or worse to Gaga in the meat dress playing foot-merry-go-round on the BTWB

Where's that gif of really bad dancers all shopped together

[slw84]

Originally posted by Haribo

slw84 coming for other artist's receips is so hilarious when he shamelessly inflates his fave's sales all the time.

But i don't and you have no proof of this.
I don't own a receipts thread and I never cite any numbers that hasn't been reported by credible sources at least 3 times already.
Nice try luv.

Your fave was outsold by Spice girls and their two or three albums when she was in a group that releassd more albums.

And I need not say more on that.

[Haribo]

Originally posted by slw84

I"m not pressed that despite the hype, more than a handful of artists have more global and local reach than your fave....and this is during any moment we can claim Beyonce peaked.

The receipts show where Britney landed when she was in her peak years...now it's about longevity.

Luckily my fave has more than a handful of iconic hits, videos performances that are referenced on a weekly basis.

So iconic that the GP hardly cares about them.

[Evolution]

No matter how many novels and fanfictions you write.

Britney is over, braindead and talentless.

[Glamorous]

Originally posted by slw84

Yes it means you have so many receipts and points to make verses people that deflect and don't have the skillset to come up with the verbiage to support said claims.
Blonde icons always win.

Since you are the undisputed novelist of ATRL, I'll humble myself and let you continue.

Knee is still dead.

[XStaticProcess]

Originally posted by Rivington Reject

Janet wins by default because she doesn't subject herself to corny tactics like:

Corny tactics?

[Badger]

Why bother typing out so much if no-one's ever gonna read it

[slobro]

Originally posted by XStaticProcess

Her album won't reach 500k.

Unbreakable is already a smash in the US with zero airplay and promo. It will rise in other countries once she actually starts vising them

Meanwhile Repel Charts despite:

Grammy performance
BRIT awards
4x Ellen performances/interviews
Grindr promo
Today Show
Howard Stern
iHeartRadio Festival
..and much more

is smashing absolutely nowhere

[RoarRiteNow1]

Originally posted by Sinister

i don't know if this is equal or worse to Gaga in the meat dress playing foot-merry-go-round on the BTWB

That meat dress gif was so funny I prefer the Katy and Madonna one though because it's so cringeworthy it's funny