[THEBEASTWITHIN]

Reinvention, sis, if I ever go to New Zealand, I'm gonna hunt your ass down and kick it so passionately you won't be able to bottom ever again.
What's wrong with you???
OMG, you said you love MDNA and gave a mere 4 to the best song on the album???????????
I believed in you, why did you do this to me???
Love Spent is gone, I can't believe it.....
what a tragic day

[Petty Bourgeoisie]

TYLER YOU BITCH!

[Nemo]

No one misses Hilary Clinton, only Alangoria and Alangoria

[Pandora]

Originally posted by Subomie

MDNA would be half decent without that awful, ear-raping opening duo of tracks.

I thought you stanned for Fundonna? How can you possibly hate God Gone Wild and Gang Bang?

[dabunique]

yes swim better go

[Nemo]

Originally posted by tylerlscwv

The next one is from an album already punched this update.



It also was almost my 11 until I switched it at the last minute for strategy reasons:

Jimmy Jimmy?!?!?

[Petty Bourgeoisie]

GGW is fun but GB is a mess and I haven't used it since 2012

[Alongoria13]

Wait Swim is still in???

[dabunique]

ugh where is this double 11 dat u were talkin about Tyler

[Pandora]

Omg I'm scared for my 11

[Petty Bourgeoisie]

Swim AND Skin

[Subomie]

GGW is not fun, she sounds like she has a cold on it. The synths also sound like they have a cold.

[That Bad Eartha]

23. Survival


Average - 8.068
Album: Bedtime Stories
Rank within album: 4th of 9

Hearts (11): Buyonce1814 (10):tylerlscwv, conatus, Shaliydah88, Lifeline, Brunette Ambition, Kyle-x, XStaticProcess, SupremeGoddess
Rebels (3): Reinvention

Host commentary - My most played Madonna song in my library. I just love everything about it. It just really encompasses her whole career in such a lovely way lyrically.

Guest commentary
Lifeline - Possibly my favourite album opener by M. I love how it's literally the first track after the Erotica era that has her speaking about survial. 'I'll never be an angel yes it's true'. It simply sums of the career of Madonna at that point and is still so reflective of her.

Reinvention– I’ve always had mixed feelings about this song, in theory it’s good and it was probably very ahead of its time, but… not for me

Eeveelution- And so it begins! The first of many insipid, dull MOR bores. Madonna is just so much better than this. I feel like I'm gonna regret not sabotaging this album because these fillers will surely clog up the top 20.

Subomie - Very cute, deserved to be a single over some of the choices she made. It's also really weird to think that it was literally all about survival for her career at this point.

Pandora - This song is a bop. Why people hate it SO much is beyond me but they can go do one. Perfect opener for a perfect album.

mrmikefern - Ugh SUCH a perfect opening to this perfect album. I can still remember the first time I heard it. I was so... impressed.

Alongoria13 - The rare case of a filler track opening the album Not bad though.

[C/H/A/N/E/L]

Yall ain't **** for what happened to Love Spent

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

Poor "Love Spent", but this is about right.

So long, 'MDNA'.

EDIT: Oh @ "Survival" only going out now. Awkward.

[Buyonce1814]

Perched-

[THEBEASTWITHIN]

Lol, Swim is obviously Top10 material and so is Skin.
Survival is good buT a Biiiiiit too high tbh

[Nemo]

Swim is so overrated.

[wesleywalrus]

wait what

[Buyonce1814]

WHGAt!w!!!! THOS DSERVSERD TOP 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ****IGN MOTHER****ING BSTARSADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!