Not the queen, surprising me like this. i was not ready. all the my hair follicle is snatched.
not queen snatching on a Sunday like this.
i need to go outside and run and scream and get this out my chess.
i can't, i can't breath, i can't breath. i was not ready, i was not ready y'all.
how come i am just finding this news.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmgggggggggggggggggggggg gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the wait is over. let me go for a run and blast/scream 19 and 21.
I feel like I already heard this song before.
I mean, no disrespect to Adele but she should try harder next time.
I know she wants to succeed and might want to duplicate her previous success but she needs to grow as an artist.
Little Haburo was minding ha own business watching XFUK when there was a commercial break, so naturally I directed my attention to my laptop.
I was innocently tip-tap-typing away when I hear "HELLO".
I clutch my pearls. My Beyoncé poster slips off the wall & onto the floor.
"It's me". My laptop starts playing S.O.S. by Rihanna. I gasp.
"I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet". I dive on my keyboard to type ATRL while the cat starts caterwauling & throwing up on my copy of PRISM.
"To go through everything". The Fantasy bottles on my dresser spontaneously smash & my Intimite Collection panties give me a wedgie. The server is down, I reach for my phone.
"They say time's supposed to heal ya". I unlock my phone to see a GIF of Safari & his new hairline laughing like a madman. I look helplessly at my own reflection & don't recognise myself because of the shock & lack of wig.
"But I ain't done much healing". I drop to my knees & scramble along the floor to find where my wig went after being snatched. My phone is at my ear but the line is busy because Gaga is already calling the police about a pop emergency.
I look up & see two dots. I assume the foetal position & pray through my whimperings.
I can't @ her surprise releasing a snippet on television.
25 is goona be Yuuuuge! 
i am done for tonight.
