Member Since: 4/14/2011
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If you were raised by Taylor Swift's parents, you'd have flawless skin and you'd be smoothly chatting up the ladies without an ounce of flop sweat dripping from your regular-size pores. I'm not talking about genetics here, I'm talking about socialization, consumerism, and above all ENTITLEMENT. Why does Taylor Swift flit carelessly from one girl party to another in matching brightly hued separates, swinging her glossy hair to and fro, smacking her coral lips, dishing up her deep thoughts like the Dalai Lama of tween befuddlement? Because she was slathered in UltraNormal White-Bread Entitlement from the very first day of her life. She would no sooner tolerate an enlarged pore than she would don the same black jeans two days in a row. And even if she tried to do these things, her parents would gently guide her back toward a perky melon crop top and matching capri pants and then drive her across town to the very best dermatologist money can buy. If the dermatologist didn't solve the problem, they'd hit the internet for a solution. They'd ask their Entitled UltraNormal friends. They'd post in forums for tips. They'd cut out gluten and bathe in coconut water. They'd consider hypnosis. Entitled UltraNormals always know that there are solutions to every problem out there, it's just a matter of finding them.
I know, I know. It's kind of gross, and it sounds expensive. Aliens/wolves/freaks/dead gerbils don't believe in devoting an enormous amount of energy to these kinds of things. We believe in doing whatever, because … well, whatever!
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Lol what a bandwagoner. The bolded part 
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He can break the X Factor male winner curse, I have faith in the King
