Host commentary: The lyrics are a lot of try hard and the production is fairly simple, but I don't mind this tbh. Like a lot of the Rebel Heart demos, it is basic and just doesn't leave an impression.
Guest commentary
Mr. Fahrenheit - THE RETURN OF ESTHER.
Reinvention - some redeeming qualities, but… meh
I was gonna type something positive about this song then I realized it wasn't the right one. I'll save it.
Host commentary: Worst song she has ever recorded and her most unpleasant troll song. Period. Not to mention the centerpiece of the tragedy that is Flaccid Werther's. But not even worth the sabotage of my 0.
Spanish Lesson guest commentary
Mr. Fahrenheit - I know this is supposed to funny and all, but it's just weird and sexless. She's done way better.
Vilppu - Possibly the worst out of Madge's troll tracks (and this group contains travesties like B-Day Song or Auto-tune Baby). The Spanish influences low-key remind me of La Isla Bonita. A really cheap and disgusting version of that, obviously.
Subomie - Campy fun, the translations kill me. The bridge kinda sucks though.
flops. You do know why the Sticky & Sweet Tour grossed $400 million right? This was on the setlist, hmmmm coincidence?
Host commentary: Another latin tinged track. Madge sure loves those, but they are so hit or miss that I don't even know if it is worth it. Unlike Spanish Lesson this is actually somewhat fun and entertaining and gracious in how short it is.
Im Going Bananas guest commentary
HonourableVomit -This catastrophe not only filled up the album but somehow got a spot on the Girlie Show?! I don't know what she was thinking paying this any more than dust. We all know Madonna's silly side (Drowned World Tour) but this... When tongue in cheek goes wrong.
Mr. Fahrenheit- Carmen Miranda could have had her "reductive" moment if she hadn't been dead, but she was so suck it bitch.
Guest commentary
sis made a mistake 
