Keke Palmer is so pretty but literally defines the saying "jack of all trades, master of none". She also kinda peaked with True Jackson. She needs a new manager.
Lana's lying on a piss stained mattress in an empty room. Her beard'd fat old lover is drugged out and snoring. She sighs and thinks about a dead Hollywood actor from the 50's.
Her manager comes into the room and tries not to wretch from the smell. He tells her she has to be careful since her sales are so low.
She tells him to relocate to the inside of his anus, and opens a can of trailer park brew. She looks at a photo of Lizzy & Stefani and spits on it.
everyone listen/watch.
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