[Nemo]

Applesauce remains one of Gone's best songs to date and this is a fact

[Blade]

How the hell can a non radio single that leaked months ago be used to gauge how well Gaga's next era will do? It literally makes no sense.

[ezra]

the one getting spoonfed mashed peas and oldy pills is MaBalls the cackling underpaid nurse is Gaga.

[EOMM92]

Originally posted by Shaliydah88

Gaga will never be as big of an icon as Brit

Don't let the gays fool you, Britney is just a nostalgia gay-act at this point.

[ezra]

m:"u toucan bitch, you ripped meh off"
g:"oh can it already"
*jams peas in maBalls toothless mouth*

[Shaliydah88]

Originally posted by EOMM92

Don't let the gays fool you, Britney is just a nostalgia gay-act at this point.

She may be over commercially, but she is still one of the biggest pop icons in history. THAT can't be taken away from her.

[Skywalker]

Originally posted by EOMM92

The fact that in 2013 us gaga fans thought a Rihanna feature would save the era

Nah. Rihanna on a remastered and reworked Sexxx Dreams (so without the You Were In My Dreams part) with homoeroticism through the roof, both of them almost going full lesbian, would have made for a great single. Rih just had to ruin her chances by already doing that to one of the most forgotten lead singles in history: Can't Remember To Forget You.

[collin]

"Here comes the airplane!" Gaga whispers schemingly as she stuffs the peas into Madonna's mouth with a vial of cyanide hidden in a steamed peapod, *croaky groan*

[Blade]

Originally posted by Nemo

Applesauce remains one of Gone's best songs to date and this is a fact

Fun fact: If applorz was released this year it'd be the best selling female single in the U.S with only 2.6m copies sold. wow slay queen.

But really people don't give it the credit it deserves. 14 weeks Top 10...her 4th longest running Top 10.
If Billboard does the "Top 10 biggest hits" thing for her on her bday next year I bet it'll be her #5 or #6 biggest hit in the U.S at least. They do it based on a points system that in turn is based on the year it was released. They did one for Avril recently.

[ezra]

Originally posted by collin

"Here comes the airplane!" Gaga whispers schemingly as she stuffs the peas into Madonna's mouth with a vial of cyanide hidden in a steamed peapod, *croaky groan*

maBalls horrified screams as she chokes and Gaga walks out of the room like a runway
"figure it out betch"
*guards immediately tackle Toucan*

[Lyrical.]

The moment when the lies began

[ezra]

time to leave

[Skywalker]

I liked the VMA performance of Applause. It was the best she ever looked, her choreo was good, the song was one of her best singles, and she looked like she was having a blast after having a panic attack that entire week. Way better than, like, that Jo Calderone You and I performance.

[collin]

She'd totally end up front row at Madonna's funeral in all-black custom Versace and make an elusive, confusing speech with police officers at each side

[HonourableVomit]

Originally posted by GreasyBruce

She just released a new song and it bombed to the pits of hell

Mark my words, her next lead single won't go Top 20, her album won't debut with more than 85k

Her days as a major pop star were over as soon as she started the first verse on Applause

RemindMe! 1 year.

This should be fun.

Originally posted by collin

Do you think BotchdKnee's children watch her get fed a spoonful of pills hidden in peanut butter each morning by the house maid?

nn... as if Knee gets to see her kids.

[GreasyBruce]

Britney sees her beautiful children all the time, whenever she pleases

MJ will never see his children again, on the other hand

[collin]

Originally posted by GreasyBruce

Britney sees her beautiful children all the time, whenever she pleases

MJ will never see his children again, on the other hand

It's doubtful they'd let him see his children even if he were alive
The fact that he was allowed to parent children... hmmmmm.

[GreasyBruce]

Maybe it's good that Paris, Prince, and the one named after a household object weren't raised by a man that slept in 10-year-old's beds as a "pyjama party"

Remember when Tranet SHOVED little Paris in front of the mic and ordered her to "speak up" on what was clearly a carefully rehearsed speech? Her comeback bombing + lack of human rights now is karma

[Lord Blackout]

Greasy leave MJ alone. Sure he was a pedo, but he's proven that he was a great dad and his kids grew up to be as normal as they come. Much like Madonna who instead of being a pedo, is a complete and utter ****.

[Lord Blackout]

And yes Janitor is a horrible human being.