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What exactly is the question here?
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Perched for the meltdowns.
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JK, you like Björk. There's a glimmer of hope!!!!!!
WTF, I don't want to wait another 3 years for another new album.
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The alleyway is silent. The corrugated metal garage shutters are covered in graffiti sprayed by the barbz - "Miley, What's Good?" is sprawled across a crumbling brick wall. A faint yellow light flickers on and off from a rusted lamppost. A mangy raccoon nibbles at a slice of discarded pizza. It enjoys its meal, but looks up sharply as a clatter echoes round the alley. The rodent sees a metal trash can lid fly down the sidewalk, and hears the sound of heavy awkward footsteps. A rectangular shadow appears and grows larger as a figure hurriedly shuffles down the street. It is of a young woman, covered in rags and glitter, her hair "ironically" matted and greasy. The raccoon hears a metallic scraping sound, and sees that it is from a broken handcuff around the woman's right ankle, scraping across the tarmac as she drags her legs along.
The raccoon decides to wait for her to pass before it finishes its meal, but it is dismayed to see her turn towards it, and lurch forwards. The mangy creature (the raccoon) darts backwards as the girl lunges onto her scraped knees and hungrily snatches the pizza slice off the ground. The raccoon grumpily watches her make work of his dinner, but then starts as a voice calls out. The dirty girl freezes, a look of familiar horror on her freckl'd visage. She grabs the raccoon and scuttles behind a dumpster. Her hand clasps over the beasts mouth to prevent any frightened squeaks from escaping. The raccoon is overwhelmed by the smell of plastic and urine, but makes no sound.
Heavy, strident footsteps makes their way down the alley. The raccoon feels the girl clench up. A tall shadow passes quickly by the dumpster, but does not notice them. The trampy female waits until the footsteps die away, before sighing autotunedly and releasing the rodent. It leaps from her grip and turns to glare at her reproachfully. The girl apologises and throws it the pizza crust. She stiffly gets to her feet and waddles away in the opposite direction.
The raccoon sniffs the pizza crust and frowns. It would rather go hungry than touch her leftovers.
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Grace Jones is a fashion icon for sure, but her 'performance art disco' does actually slay. Despite being a sour old ****WIT she's actually got some of the best music of her time. She's lowkey the original Gaga with ARTY visuals & accessible bops. Pull Up To The Bumper, La Vie En Rose, Private Life, Slave To The Rhythm >>>  Her Greatest Hits is flawless.
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Notorious KEN needs psychiatric attention. A danger to himself, I bet he digs a little deeper into his wrists every time Iggy performs.
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Pentatonix will block Demi from #1 on BB200.
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The mess that would ensue
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Nemo likes Madonna and Beyoncé, so his taste is flawless.
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Originally posted by collin
JK, you like Björk. There's a glimmer of hope!!!!!!
WTF, I don't want to wait another 3 years for another new album.
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Bitch, me either. TF.
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Where is the Nothing Compares 2 U music video? It was the second most viewed 90s music video.
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Eminem is wack stop likibg wack artists
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Badger  I love that story about Lady Gaga.
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Originally posted by Shaliydah88
Nemo likes Madonna and Beyoncé, so his taste is flawless.
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Aww hehhe love you sis!
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Originally posted by Badger
The alleyway is silent. The corrugated metal garage shutters are covered in graffiti sprayed by the barbz - "Miley, What's Good?" is sprawled across a crumbling brick wall. A faint yellow light flickers on and off from a rusted lamppost. A mangy raccoon nibbles and a slice of discarded pizza. It enjoys its meal, but looks up sharply as a clatter echoes round the alley. The rodent sees a metal trash can lid fly down the sidewalk, and hears the sound of heavy awkward food steps. A rectangular shadow appears and grows larger as a figure hurriedly shuffles down the street. It is of a young woman, covered in rags and glitter, her hair "ironically" matted and greasy. The raccoon hears a metallic scraping sound, and sees that it is from a broken handcuff around the woman's right ankle, scraping across the tarmac as she drags her legs along.
The raccoon decides to wait for her to pass before it finishes its meal, but it is dismayed to see her turn towards it, and lurch forwards. The mangy creature (the raccoon) darts backwards as the girl lunges onto her scraped knees and hungrily snatches the pizza slice off the ground. The raccoon grumpily watches her make work of his dinner, but then starts as a voice calls out. The dirty girl freezes, a look of familiar horror on her freckl'd visage. She grabs the raccoon and scuttles behind a dumpster. Her hand clasps over the beasts mouth to prevent any frightened squeaks from escaping. The raccoon is overwhelmed by the smell of plastic and urine, but makes no sound.
Heavy, strident footsteps makes their way down the alley. The raccoon feels the girl clench up. A tall shadow passes quickly by the dumpster, but does not notice them. The trampy female waits until the footsteps die away, before sighing autotunedly and releasing the rodent. It leaps from her grip and turns to glare at her reproachfully. The girl apologises and throws it the pizza crust. She stiffly gets to her feet and waddles away in the opposite direction.
The raccoon sniffs the pizza crust and frowns. It would rather go hungry than touch her leftovers.
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 I lost it at "The mangy creature (the raccoon)".
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"before sighing autotunedly"
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Originally posted by collin
"guyss I traveled the world and wrote an album about LOVIGN YOUESELF," $he sputters, one hand holding her balance: LA DISPOSAL reads the dumpster. "It WIll mAake U FEEL ALL SORTS of tHings, IN 1 SonG I am being RAPED WHILE SINGIHN..." she slips on a banana peel and falls, bashing her head open on the concrete. The raccoon in the audience approaches, sniffs, and scurries away in disgust. Bonnie McKee, dressed as a maintenance man with a moustache, then comes and drags her body into The Basement, sighing.
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Originally posted by Badger
The alleyway is silent. The corrugated metal garage shutters are covered in graffiti sprayed by the barbz - "Miley, What's Good?" is sprawled across a crumbling brick wall. A faint yellow light flickers on and off from a rusted lamppost. A mangy raccoon nibbles at a slice of discarded pizza. It enjoys its meal, but looks up sharply as a clatter echoes round the alley. The rodent sees a metal trash can lid fly down the sidewalk, and hears the sound of heavy awkward footsteps. A rectangular shadow appears and grows larger as a figure hurriedly shuffles down the street. It is of a young woman, covered in rags and glitter, her hair "ironically" matted and greasy. The raccoon hears a metallic scraping sound, and sees that it is from a broken handcuff around the woman's right ankle, scraping across the tarmac as she drags her legs along.
The raccoon decides to wait for her to pass before it finishes its meal, but it is dismayed to see her turn towards it, and lurch forwards. The mangy creature (the raccoon) darts backwards as the girl lunges onto her scraped knees and hungrily snatches the pizza slice off the ground. The raccoon grumpily watches her make work of his dinner, but then starts as a voice calls out. The dirty girl freezes, a look of familiar horror on her freckl'd visage. She grabs the raccoon and scuttles behind a dumpster. Her hand clasps over the beasts mouth to prevent any frightened squeaks from escaping. The raccoon is overwhelmed by the smell of plastic and urine, but makes no sound.
Heavy, strident footsteps makes their way down the alley. The raccoon feels the girl clench up. A tall shadow passes quickly by the dumpster, but does not notice them. The trampy female waits until the footsteps die away, before sighing autotunedly and releasing the rodent. It leaps from her grip and turns to glare at her reproachfully. The girl apologises and throws it the pizza crust. She stiffly gets to her feet and waddles away in the opposite direction.
The raccoon sniffs the pizza crust and frowns. It would rather go hungry than touch her leftovers.
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is this about Kesha??? 
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Pentatonix last album went platinum.
Poor Demon ha entire discography.
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Is it true that Repel Charts sold 800k so far?
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Which one
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