[Citrus]

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Episode 9
Show Girls - Bottom Two



For this challenge, I asked you ladies to become show girls. Some of your pilots soared...But some were never even cleared for lift-off. One of you, however, really had us glued to the tube...

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Udders Tutu



Condragulations, you are the winner of this week's challenge. You've won a 45-minute session with Ronaldo Guiterrez (the "masseuse" you see on Grindr). Koko Khalyan, you were this close to the win, but your entry needed some more toning. You're safe. Scarlett LaPierre, your talk show had the judges gabbing, and I'm glad to see it...You're safe.

Chanel DiAngelo, you are also safe.

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Essie Jae Sherbet, this is your second week in a row in the bottom 2, and I'm starting to wonder if your sherbet has melted. Carrie Messiah, your game show was more of a lame show, and it was sorely missing your patented creativity. Carmen Scarlett, your proposal for the Born Naked show was a little bare, and the FCC censors nudity.



Carrie Messiah, you are safe. You may return to the other girls.

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Essie Jae Sherbet and Carmen Scarlett, you have a lot over 24 hours from this post (Friday @ 11:00 AM EST) to send me your reasoning for why you deserve to move on in this competition. If you do not submit, you will be eliminated.

[keshaspearsxo]

I quit

[Aurora]

...okay?

[Moonchild]

Congratulations on your win, Udders, it's been a long time coming! Koko, congratulations on your top three placement!

Good luck, Carmen and Essie.

[jpow]

[Subomie]

poor jpow

[jpow]

Originally posted by Moonchild

Congratulations on your win, Udders, it's been a long time coming! Koko, congratulations on your top three placement!

Good luck, Carmen and Essie.

[DripDrip]

Hmmm. I don't agree with the win but congrats

[keshaspearsxo]

Originally posted by DripDrip

Hmmm. I don't agree with the win but congrats

Does anybody?

[jpow]

Originally posted by keshaspearsxo

I quit

Originally posted by Subomie

poor jpow

Originally posted by DripDrip

Hmmm. I don't agree with the win but congrats

[Aurora]

Really confused at these results but let me get my lip sync heels back on.

[jpow]

Originally posted by Sam 

Really confused at these results but let me get my lip sync heels back on.

I'm confused too

Hopefully, this lip sync will be like Alyssa & Roxxxy: nobody will be eliminated

[Subomie]

for me sam wasnt bad, he was just lesser good-er in a strong week

[Citrus]

This round was by far the most varied we've had thus far in terms of how the judges felt. Like I said, the winner had an average rank of 3.2. In past rounds it was usually less than 2. Ultimately I picked Udders because she had more top 3 rankings than Koko.

[Aurora]

I feel like Carly Rae. I'm actually producing amazing, quality material yet I'm flopping everywhere lately.

[keshaspearsxo]

Originally posted by Citrus

This round was by far the most varied we've had thus far in terms of how the judges felt. Like I said, the winner had an average rank of 3.2. In past rounds it was usually less than 2. Ultimately I picked Udders because she had more top 3 rankings than Koko.

But who had the higher score

[jpow]

Originally posted by Citrus

This round was by far the most varied we've had thus far in terms of how the judges felt. Like I said, the winner had an average rank of 3.2. In past rounds it was usually less than 2. Ultimately I picked Udders because she had more top 3 rankings than Koko.

Did Udders and I tie in our rankings? We both had a 3.2?

[Citrus]

Originally posted by Sam 

I feel like Carly Rae. I'm actually producing amazing, quality material yet I'm flopping everywhere lately.

Everyone has off weeks, Sam! Keep plodding, please. I voted (in vain) to save you in ANTM, and it's because you have the talent. You just need to think about how else you can package it to be more palatable. But that's stuff for later - focus on the lip sync!

Originally posted by jpow

Did Udders and I tie in our rankings? We both had a 3.2?

He had a better average rank, you had a better total score (but that's because Pears gave disproportionately lower scores than the other judges). So then, like I said, I counted how many judges included each of you in their top 3s.

[feelslikeadream]

TOO, what a great idea re: eliminating teams throughout! I'll incorporate that next time

Thanks CitRu and judges for letting me live another week. I had a busy weekend and didn't spend as much time on this entry and I guess that showed

Congrats to Udders on her first win!

[keshaspearsxo]

Originally posted by Subomie

Brief concept but I think that's something I can look past given the simplicity of the show. The pilot was funny and it fits your character well.

Originally posted by Pears

There are no issues here and you certainly had one of the best entries.

Originally posted by Citrus

But ignoring that, this was really good. You were concise, entertaining, and gave me several reasons to watch. Out of all the shows, this is the one I think would be the most successful on LOGO if/when they decide to stop being “the drag race” network. Good job.

Originally posted by Drip Drip

No really though this was semi cute. I could see it working on something like TLC and being a ~sentimental~ but messy show.

Condragulations indeed