[ultraviolento]

Monsters are "on fire!1!1!!1" while dragging Lana

Considering Lana is a C-list pop star, it's more than fitting to compare them

First Madonna, then Britney and Bey, then Katy and now Lana Del ****ing Rey

How the mighty have fallen

Who's next? Charli XCX and Betty Who?

[GreasyBruce]

Originally posted by Jolie's Lips

Since Ultrafloppage struggled to outsell Grammy #1 Grammy globally, my prediction is that Honeymoon will struggle to outsell Bionic / Britney Jean. Only the global album selling chanteuse.

The important thing for you to know is that it OUTSOLD it with no promo and a mainstream-hostile sound

[Thor]

Originally posted by GreasyBruce

Lana ended Gaga, the monsters just can't accept it

Born to Die has sold more copies than Gaga has sold total with all her albums since it was released in Jan 2012

"Summertime Sadness" was a bigger hit than all Gaga songs released since Lana debuted in late 2011 with "Video Games"

Something about this post gives me the impression that you want all of us to laugh at this, rather than take it seriously. Am I correct?

[Jolie's Lips]

Originally posted by ultraviolento

Lana is C-list

[Aden]

Originally posted by GreasyBruce

"Summertime Sadness" was a bigger hit than all Gaga songs released since Lana debuted in late 2011 with "Video Games"

This blatant lie. Applause peaked higher and went 3x Platinum and Do What U Want sold as much as that **** remix without needing to outpeak it.

[Remixed]

Originally posted by ultraviolento

Considering Lana is a C-list pop star

Finally you posted something factual.

[alimonster]

Originally posted by ultraviolento

Monsters are "on fire!1!1!!1" while dragging Lana

Considering Lana is a C-list pop star, it's more than fitting to compare them

First Madonna, then Britney and Bey, then Katy and now Lana Del ****ing Rey

How the mighty have fallen

Who's next? Charli XCX and Betty Who?

Umm

[Thor]

Originally posted by ultraviolento

Monsters are "on fire!1!1!!1" while dragging Lana

Considering Lana is a C-list pop star, it's more than fitting to compare them

First Madonna, then Britney and Bey, then Katy and now Lana Del ****ing Rey

How the mighty have fallen

Who's next? Charli XCX and Betty Who?

Yes, they are next.

And that's because Monsters can effortlessly snatch all of these girls by using Gaga ha phenomenal receipts.

Monsters will continue to punch and drag until these girls can catch up with Gaga, the Queen of Pop.

But until then......

[GreasyBruce]

Originally posted by Rivington Reject

This blatant lie. Applause peaked higher and went 3x Platinum and Do What U Want sold as much as that **** remix without needing to outpeak it.

Summertime Sadness has more YouTube views and performed better WW than Applause

lol @ Do What U Want outselling it, as if

[Summerboy95]

Lana Del Rey Summertime Sadness live= 3.789.390
Miley Cyrus Summertime Sadness live= 21.275.391

[Jolie's Lips]

The Little Grants can't use the "no promo" card since promotion actually hurts their fave. See: SNL + her album sales going down after her Glastonbury set (Dolly Parton's boost was 10x bigger).

[alimonster]

Originally posted by Summerboy95

Lana Del Rey Summertime Sadness live= 3.789.390
Miley Cyrus Summertime Sadness live= 21.275.391

Who wants to watch that D-List talentless hoe sing live anyway?

[Thor]

Ngl, its kinda cute that the Lana stans try to pit their fave against Gaga. I like seeing their struggle.

[GreasyBruce]

Originally posted by Summerboy95

Lana Del Rey Summertime Sadness live= 3.789.390
Miley Cyrus Summertime Sadness live= 21.275.391

Why would people watch a live version of the song when they can listen to the original, which has well over 200 million views?

Are you ok?

[ultraviolento]

Originally posted by Thor

Yes, they are next.

And that's because Monsters can effortlessly snatch all of these girls by using Gaga ha phenomenal receipts.

Monsters will continue to punch and drag until these girls can catch up with Gaga, the Queen of Pop.

But until then......

Cringy. I bet you called Fad "momma monstah" during the BTW era.

Anyway, this Tame album is quite good.

[Remixed]

Bruce hasn't had a hit since last millennium

[Biggie]

"Straight bois love to kiss me xox"

[Alchemist]

Originally posted by ultraviolento

When she started asking her fans to offer blowjobs on Craigslist in exchange for iTunes receipts

I must have missed this tweet

[Summerboy95]

Originally posted by alimonster

Who wants to watch that D-List talentless hoe sing live anyway?

Not even herself.



she's yawning

[Thor]

Originally posted by Biggie

"Straight bois love to kiss me xox"

LORD! What is that?

I wasn't ready.