The obvious inflation, the shameless payola, the clear chart-trickery to make it seem as though Lana's still relevant. Anyone who genuinely believes these #s are real needs to be checked into a mental hospital. I can't!
Screaming at certain fanbase yelling that they ain't pressed only to write a 5000 words fanfic explaining why a song that lasted two straight days at #1 shouldn't have sold that amount
I expect a "no one is pressed for a member of said fanbase
Lana ha comeback era ha reserve warholian experience ha RISE ha Emancipation of Lana era 
I don't care about success, but if there is success, I'll only be even more happy! 