I Kissed a Girl, Hot N Cold, California Gurls, Teenage Dream, Firework, E.T., Last Friday Night, Wide Awake, Roar, and Dark Horse are all iconic.
Yeah, Katy does have way more iconic songs than Gaga. By that I mean actually iconic and recognizable in real life, not what the liddo monsters on here convince themselves is iconic
Every time you defend your faves by responding to a Kiddie Kat, you unintentionally shade them.
That's right. Defending your faves against Safety Genery = shading them. Let me explain.
When you defend your faves against that cheap, panned, generic, Grammyless, cliché-shreking inflatable sex doll (who has yet to sell 15M albums WW w/ the biggest promo campaign of the last 10 years), you are implying that on some level they are comparable to her. And that cheapens your faves. Just by association to her.
This is Lady Gaga. Notice she does not sound like Dr Luke just busted a thick load down her throat.
This is Taylor Swift. She wrote these glorious songs all by herself, without Dr Luke skull ****ing her to the point where her eyes teared up and the corners of her mouth felt like they were gonna tear.
Have some respect for your faves.
Do not put them in the same sentence as this:
Does anyone have that mortifying gif Collin made where Wiggles Perry does thing with her hand and makes that face during International Smile?
Ps: credit to my graphic sexual descriptions goes to this gem of a movie:
"I kissed a girl and I liked it" = iconic.
"you're hot then you're cold", which can be turned into any number of things, like a meme in song form = iconic
"california gurls" = iconic.
"teenage dream" = iconic.
"baby you're a fireeeeewooork" = iconic!
"kiss me, k k k kiss me" = iconic
"last friday night!" = iconic
"i'm wide awake" (can be used to annoy people playing it as an alarm clock) = iconic
"you're gonna hear me roooarr" = iconic
the lean dance move in Dark Horse = iconic
All Gargola's albums are discounted and nobody is buying them
The fact that a greatest hits album which has already sold 30m copies and is 25 years old is charting higher (she isn't even charting) than anything RAT has released in the past years
Wow, she might actually be the cyndi lauper of the 21st century after all
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Katy's MV for Dark Horse becomes the most watched female video on YouTube in 2015. Tops Forbes, will finish the South American leg of her global tour. H&M holiday campaign. A song about her tops the Hot 100.
Monsters: But Taylord killed her!!!!!
They make no sense with their stats but feel so confident in posting them. Strange
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Stop trying to make "liddo monster" happen. It's NOT going to happen!
Neither is Gaga's comeback (although I would like to see her do it) but the stans try to make it happen
Yeah, I agree, both John Mayer and Taylor Kinney are ugly, but I think I'm going to say that at least John Mayer has appeal. Dark appeal. He's the type of guy that Lana Del Rey always sings about. He's not good for you. And will never fix himself. So that appeal makes him more attractive than Taylor Kinney, who has zero appeal. Dude looks like a random soap opera star.
...Vin
That's basically it. John is the kind of guy who might not get 10,000 messages on Grindr, but once you meet him in person his aura pulls you in and makes you want him to be attracted to you. He's the guy who doesn't know what he wants and will always break your heart that you can't help but coming back to.
Taylor just seems like the hot guy with zero personality that you'd inevitably grow bored of. Like they say, behind every beautiful person is someone tired of sleeping with them. It's much harder to grow bored of a beautiful brain.
Yeah, I agree, both John Mayer and Taylor Kinney are ugly, but I think I'm going to say that at least John Mayer has appeal. Dark appeal. He's the type of guy that Lana Del Rey always sings about. He's not good for you. And will never fix himself. So that appeal makes him more attractive than Taylor Kinney, who has zero appeal. Dude looks like a random soap opera star.
...Vin
Kind of.
Anyway. I'm not bothering to argue about Gaga, Taylor, or Kesha anymore.
"I kissed a girl and I liked it" = iconic.
"you're hot then you're cold", which can be turned into any number of things, like a meme in song form = iconic
"california gurls" = iconic.
"teenage dream" = iconic.
"baby you're a fireeeeewooork" = iconic!
"kiss me, k k k kiss me" = iconic
"last friday night!" = iconic
"i'm wide awake" (can be used to annoy people playing it as an alarm clock) = iconic
"you're gonna hear me roooarr" = iconic
the lean dance move in Dark Horse = iconic
"I kissed a girl and I liked it" = iconic.
"you're hot then you're cold", which can be turned into any number of things, like a meme in song form = iconic
"california gurls" = iconic.
"teenage dream" = iconic.
"baby you're a fireeeeewooork" = iconic!
"kiss me, k k k kiss me" = iconic
"last friday night!" = iconic
"i'm wide awake" (can be used to annoy people playing it as an alarm clock) = iconic
"you're gonna hear me roooarr" = iconic
the lean dance move in Dark Horse = iconic
Poor Gaga.
Meanwhile Gaga has nothing iconic since Katy erased all evidence of her existence (see: her having no song in the iTunes top 1000 and her tragic recurrent streams/airplay). No wonder the liddo monsters are mad
And sayonara!
No lies though. RIP Nicole
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