Me as a teacher:
- forgets notes;
- falls asleep in class;
- curses out students;
- stinks of cigarette smoke;
- comes in hungover several times per week;
- hands back homework/class tests 3 weeks after they're handed in;
- plays Britney Spears songs in class;
- cries in the workplace for sympathy;
- leaves and never returns.
I'd be a fun teacher but the kids would drive me crazy and I'd only burden them with my troubled love life and high maintenance vibe.
Me as a teacher:
- forgets notes;
- falls asleep in class;
- curses out students;
- stinks of cigarette smoke;
- comes in hungover several times per week;
- hands back homework/class tests 3 weeks after they're handed in;
- plays Britney Spears songs in class;
- cries in the workplace for sympathy;
- leaves and never returns.
I'd be a fun teacher but the kids would drive me crazy and I'd only burden them with my troubled love life and high maintenance vibe.
You would get fired so fast at my school.
My school is a specialty school, and bad teachers get disposed of very quickly.
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people always say this. it lowkey makes me sad that I'm not as flawless as gwen but then again no one is
She was sort of new.