Wow this is so true.
Is it a coincidence that the last time she was relevant musically was in 2013. The same year she got back with and collabed with ChrisT
WAIT
She has tried and tried to get back with the urban side and has failed everytime
We have already been through this Fume, Rihanna using Christine doesn't help her as much as her not using him.
Her best video...ChrisT inspired with a ChrisT lookalike
Her biggest selling solo song...written by ChrisT
Her highest first week sales....the album with ChrisT featured on it
Her most talked about moment...because of ChrisT
But that's another thing. Her biggest Urban songs: 1 being a ChrisT feature and the other being a song ChrisT basically gave to her and told her to record
The guy in the We Found Love video does not really look that much like Chris Brown. Especially in retrospect, no one notices that/cares... w0w, a black model with shaved, blonde-dyed hair. Totes Chris Brown (?) Her highest first week sales: the 7th and most recent album of her career, building off of 359823095832 hits and a ton of yearly releases where people def began to plan for Rihanna releases. Shocker?
Now, at 30, she's a slave to her father's nasty business adventures aka gambling away all the money made off her brand
For the last time her father has no access to her money, he can't spend it. The conservatorship has it's bonuses though. For example she basically has diplomatic immunity so if she were to go off her meds, chop Madonna up and spread her already rotting parts in Malawi she can get away with it. Although I can't find a reason why anybody would blame her.
Her best video...ChrisT inspired with a ChrisT lookalike
Her biggest selling solo song...written by ChrisT
Her highest first week sales....the album with ChrisT featured on it
Her most talked about moment...because of ChrisT
I mean
Omg wait, at RihLord using Christine like this and Christine ending up with nothing
The guy in the We Found Love video does not really look that much like Chris Brown. Especially in retrospect, no one notices that/cares... w0w, a black model with shaved, blonde-dyed hair. Totes Chris Brown (?) Her highest first week sales: the 7th and most recent album of her career, building off of 359823095832 hits and a ton of yearly releases where people def began to plan for Rihanna releases. Shocker?
It was clearly supposed to be ChrisT regardless of if he looks like his twin or is just dressed up like him. Because there are sooo many blonde haired black boys that Rihanna gets into a fight with in a car.
w0w, a black model with shaved, blonde-dyed hair. Totes Chris Brown (?) Her highest first week sales: the 7th and most recent album of her career, building off of 359823095832 hits and a ton of yearly releases where people def began to plan for Rihanna releases. Shocker?