[Witch Privilege]

The entirety of Trap Queen and Watch Me.

The fact they are doing so well on the charts makes me weep for the climate of music.

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

Originally posted by umich

Hot girls, we got problems too.
We're just like you, except we're hot.

IDC what their intentions were, this lyric is comedy gold. Their voices are perfect for it too, the flatness easily mistaken for a deadpan reading. Capital-A Art.

[Sturgis]

This line from "F*cked My Way To The Top" by Lana Del Rey:

"I'm a dragon, you're a wh*re,
Don't even know what you're good for.
Mimickin' me's a f*ckin' bore
To me, but babe."

[Yanko]

that unzip and strip lyric from prism

[StonedSoulPicnic]

Slobro's thread about 90s hits reminded me of this gem:

I'm as serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer

[kaiba]

I got headache after reading this thread

[cherylcole]

"standing over the basin, I've been washing my face in" is iconic

[iconicyayo]

Originally posted by Samuel

Don't be scared cause I'm your body type

this the song is cute but i had to google the lyrics to make sure i wasn't hearing it wrong. most of demetria's are awful though so im not surprised

[RockNRollNLove]

Originally posted by brianc33616

I don't remember the artist, but there was a terrible song called "Breakfast At Tiffany's" that came out between 1995-7. It climed to #6, and spent 39 weeks in R&R's Top 40. Those lyrics were awful, yet radio played the hell out of it.

Haha, yes I remember that

But I love that song

Here it is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ClCpfeIELw

[manwhore]

Nicki stupid h.

Nicki anaconda

[NicoleGrande]

Originally posted by Jei-boy

Wont wash my hair..and make it bounce like a basketball

Demetria gurrl

THIS lol Demi wins by a landslide

[KeshasFansRose]

"Yo, shout out to all you kids, buying bottle service, with your rent money"

Katy sis, you're 30 years old, I doubt you've paid rent money in a long time. Yes, spend your rent money getting wrecked rather than having somewhere to sleep. It's not cute or fun, it's just cringey.

[Whore of Babylon]

Originally posted by dot032886

some of the lyrics from Flower by Liz Phair

I want to f*ck you like a dog

Everything i'll do to you
I'll f*ck you and your minions too

I'll f*ck you 'til your d*ck is blue

Fix it jesus

[Afferty]

Yeah my boyfriend is pretty cool, but he's not as cool as me..

[Luxas]

JLo's Emotions... hands down

Someone took my emotions
Don't forgive me I didn't ask
Someone took my emotions
I feel good cause I don't feel bad

All I ever wanted was your time
Right now I don't even have the patience
I'm tired of waiting for you
I just wanna let go
You're trying to change my mind
But the answer's still no
Who are you
You don't mean none
You ain't worth none
When I tell you some
You don't learn from it
I got my bags at the door
Passport to go
When I leave you gon come running
You did it yeah
I got no feelings left
I'm so numb
You're so dumb
It's over
It's over

Chris Brown co-wrote this masterpiece....

[Yarden25001]

When I win when I when I win no when I win, I play good like Shinga
Hos on call. Got hos on call!

This one....

[ultraviolento]

Gaga's MJH, the entire song is just... tragique

Especially the "mom and dad" bridge

[fabae]

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag

Also everything Pitbull has ever written

[AMENHOOKER]

'And can't forget to stay real / To me it's like breathing' — 'Jenny From The Block', Jennifer Lopez

Great song but that line has always cracked me up.

[Schhh]

Lady Gaga - Judas

Judas kiss me if offenced,
Or wear an ear condom next time.

Even after three times he betrays me.