Blue Ivy is playing with blocks on the living room floor. Half-dressed white barbies and cheerios cover the area around her while a 2003 edition of Kidz Bop (the one with Crazy In Love) plays in the background.
Beyoncé and Jay-Z are in the next room, frantically shuffling through paperwork. "Jay, I told you TIDAL was a bad idea, LOOK what it has done to us!" She lifts up a bank statement with a plethora of red text and zeros. "Be a man and don't destroy this family! DO SOMETHING!"
Blue Ivy begins to cry in the next room and a maid quickly rushes in with a bottle of formula laced with crushed Ambien.
"That damn baby is ruining this family more," Jay erupted. "Stupid ass child *shakes head, balls fists tightly* you just needed your media field day, didn't you?" Angrily and wide-eyed, he quickly tore open the cupboard, grabbed more sleeping pills, trampled into the next room and stuffed a small handful into Solange's child's mouth.
Blue Ivy is playing with blocks on the living room floor. Half-dressed white barbies and cheerios cover the area around her while a 2003 edition of Kidz Bop (the one with Crazy In Love) plays in the background.
Beyoncé and Jay-Z are in the next room, frantically shuffling through paperwork. "Jay, I told you TIDAL was a bad idea, LOOK what it has done to us!" She lifts up a bank statement with a plethora of red text and zeros. "Be a man and don't destroy this family! DO SOMETHING!"
Blue Ivy begins to cry in the next room and a maid quickly rushes in with a bottle of formula laced with crushed Ambien.
"That damn baby is ruining this family more," Jay erupted. "Stupid ass child *shakes head, balls fists tightly* you just needed your media field day, didn't you?" Angrily and wide-eyed, he quickly tore open the cupboard, grabbed more sleeping pills, trampled into the next room and stuffed a small handful into Solange's child's mouth.
Blue Ivy is playing with blocks on the living room floor. Half-dressed white barbies and cheerios cover the area around her while a 2003 edition of Kidz Bop (the one with Crazy In Love) plays in the background.
...should read...
We open to a scene of Blue Ivy on the living room floor playing with her blocks. She's swarmed in a sea of half-dressed, white Barbies and Cheerios while a 2003 edition of Kidz Bop, the one with Crazy In Love, blares in the background.
In the distance, the sound of shattered glass followed by the word "Tidal!" can be heard.
I don't think we'll hear much from Blue. Her way to rebel would be to avoid all publicity, pursue knowledge, be a good person. The complete opposite of her parents.