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Discussion: Dumbest lyrics ever?
Member Since: 4/4/2014
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The whole AKA album is terribly written but it has some good bops though
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Member Since: 9/9/2012
Posts: 59,872
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Sevyn Streeter - nEXt
"Everytime we break up
we turn around and make up
my momma ask when I'm gon' wake up
but he love my face with no makeup"
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Member Since: 1/1/2014
Posts: 7,508
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Quote:
Originally posted by Samuel
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains
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Bye! that line is iconic 
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Member Since: 6/2/2012
Posts: 37,284
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
I floss everyday, but I ain't a dentist
-Nicki
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What's dumb about that?
Flossing = flaunt expensive merchandise.
Then she makes another pun.
"And I ain't taking that back cause I mint/meant it."
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
Posts: 34,855
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Quote:
Originally posted by Samuel
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains
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Quote:
Originally posted by blaggot
"before you came into my life, I missed you so bad"
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These are perf.
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
Posts: 1,674
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"Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?"
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Member Since: 11/30/2008
Posts: 8,146
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Quote:
Originally posted by RedRed
The whole AKA album is terribly written but it has some good bops though
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Not this coming from a Mimi fan 
Tasteless
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Member Since: 1/1/2014
Posts: 3,240
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You already know who it is
Silentó
Silentó
Silentó
Gonna do it for me
Now watch me whip (Kill it!)
Now watch me nae nae (Okay!)
Now watch me whip whip
Watch me nae nae (Want me do it?)
Now watch me whip (Kill it!)
Watch me nae nae (Okay!)
Now watch me whip whip
Watch me nae nae (Can you do it?)
Now watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
[x2:]
Do the stanky leg (stank)
Do the stanky leg (stank stank)
Do the stanky leg (stank)
Do the stanky leg (stank stank)
This whole song
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Member Since: 11/30/2008
Posts: 8,146
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Quote:
Originally posted by downbywednesday
You already know who it is
Silentó
Silentó
Silentó
Gonna do it for me
Now watch me whip (Kill it!)
Now watch me nae nae (Okay!)
Now watch me whip whip
Watch me nae nae (Want me do it?)
Now watch me whip (Kill it!)
Watch me nae nae (Okay!)
Now watch me whip whip
Watch me nae nae (Can you do it?)
Now watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
[x2:]
Do the stanky leg (stank)
Do the stanky leg (stank stank)
Do the stanky leg (stank)
Do the stanky leg (stank stank)
This whole song
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Actually I don't 
who sings this ****?
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Member Since: 4/4/2014
Posts: 13,402
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I want my unborn son
To be like my daddy
I want my husband to
Be like my daddy
There is no one
Else like my daddy
And I thank you for lovin me
(Daddy daddy daddy)
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Member Since: 11/5/2011
Posts: 100,491
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"See I knew a little bit something good always comes out of a little bit something bad."
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Member Since: 1/1/2014
Posts: 43,331
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Quote:
Originally posted by JoaoP
Actually I don't
who sings this ****? |
You must be joking  He says his name three times right after that line. 
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Member Since: 8/18/2013
Posts: 18,861
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Quote:
Originally posted by SebaMonster
What's dumb about that?
Flossing = flaunt expensive merchandise.
Then she makes another pun.
"And I ain't taking that back cause I mint/meant it."
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Her lyrics are too hard to understand for these twinks sometimes
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Member Since: 4/4/2014
Posts: 2,137
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Quote:
Originally posted by JoaoP
Not this coming from a Mimi fan
Tasteless |
???? Mariah's worst albums are better written than Jen's bests. Jennifer does not even do the writing yet that album is still dumb
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Member Since: 1/1/2014
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Quote:
Originally posted by blaggot
"before you came into my life, I missed you so bad"
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I still don't understand what this means.
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Member Since: 4/4/2014
Posts: 2,137
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"First Love"
See I know a little bit something good
Always comes out of a little bit something bad
And I wasn't looking for someone new
Till you came down
Giving me the best that I've had
And now you're on my skin
Body to body
Working me out
Yeah you, you play to win
Rocking me steady
Round after round
Oh oh oh oh
I wish you were my first love
'Cause if you were first
Baby there would have been no second, third or fourth love
Woah oh oh oh
I wish you were my first love
'Cause if you were first
Baby there would have been no second, third or fourth love
Woah oh oh oh I
Mistakes I don't worry 'bout them no more
It ain't no thing
'Cause you got me up on Cloud 9
So good, knowing I could just keep it real
T-shirt and jeans
See you making me feel so fly
And now you're on my skin
Body to body
Working me out
Yeah you, you play to win
Rocking me steady
Round after round
Oh oh oh oh
I wish you were my first love
'Cause if you were first
Baby there would have been no second, third or fourth love
Woah oh oh oh
I wish you were my first love
'Cause if you were first
Baby there would have been no second, third or fourth love
Woah oh oh oh I
You make me wanna ride again
'Cause I, I wanna hear you say my name
'Cause I
You make me wanna ride again
'Cause I, I I I I
You make me wanna ride again
'Cause I, I wanna hear you say my name
'Cause I
You make me wanna ride again
'Cause I, I I I I
Woah, oh oh oh oh
I wish you were my first love
'Cause if you were first
Baby there would have been no second, third or fourth love
Oh oh oh oh
I wish you were my first love
'Cause if you were first
Baby there would have been no second, third or fourth love
Oh oh oh oh
I wish you were my first love
'Cause if you were first
Baby there would have been no second, third or fourth love
Woah oh oh oh
I wish you were my first love
'Cause if you were first
Baby there would have been no second, third or fourth love
Oh oh oh oh I
"Booty"
(feat. Pitbull)
[Intro: Jennifer Lopez & Pitbull]
Big, big booty
What you got a big booty
Big, big booty
What you got a big booty
Big, big booty
What you got a big booty
Big, big booty
What you
(Ain't that a freak)
Big, big booty
What you got a big booty
(My baby, you're gorgeous
I mean you're fine, you're sexy
But most of all you are just absolutely booty-full)
[Verse 1: Jennifer Lopez]
Have you seen her on the dance floor
She got the boom, shake the room
That's the lightning and the thunder
You wanna meet her, you wanna touch her
See the light in her eyes, and it starts to make you wonder
[Pre-Hook: Jennifer Lopez]
All the sexy girls in the party
Go and grab a man, bring him to the dance floor
Go on let them jeans touch you while you're dancing
It's his birthday, give him what he ask for
(Let me show you how to do it)
[Hook:]
Big, big booty
What you got a big booty
(Work)
Big, big booty
What you got a big booty
(Shake that)
Big, big booty
What you got a big booty
(Go to work)
Big, big booty
What you
[Verse 2: Jennifer Lopez]
The way she moves
I know you want her
She like the fire, get you right
That's the lightning and the thunder
You wanna meet her, you gotta touch her
Hold on tight for the ride
Cause you know you wanna love her
[Pre-Hook]
[Hook]
[Verse 3: Pitbull]
Booty, booty, booty, booty, booty everywhere
Look at her booty, stop, stare
They love that booty, hell yeah
The way she twerk it, not fair
She got a booty, that'll swallow a thong
And if you do it better do it dirty all night long
Booty, toot it, boot it, you know the plan
So much booty, she could supply the demand
I wanna take that big 'ol booty shopping at the mall
I wanna pick it up and put that booty in my car
Baby your booty is a movie star
Oscar award winner of them all
Now give me that
[Verse 4: Jennifer Lopez]
Mesmerized by the size of it
You can fight it if you like take your time
I can guarantee you'll have the time of your life
Throw up your hands if you love a big booty
[Outro: Jennifer Lopez]
Big big big big big big booty
What you
Big big big big big big booty
What you
Big big big big big big
(Let me show you how to do it)
(Work)
(Shake that)
(Go to work)
[Hook]
Do I need to post the rest of the songs from the album??? Not to mention there is like 10 people who wrote booty
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"I feel good cause I don't feel bad"
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Member Since: 11/30/2008
Posts: 8,146
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Quote:
Originally posted by RedRed
???? Mariah's worst albums are better written than Jen's bests. Jennifer does not even do the writing yet that album is still dumb
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your flop opinion wont change mine. Bye have a nice life
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Member Since: 11/30/2008
Posts: 8,146
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Quote:
Originally posted by RedRed
"First Love"
See I know a little bit something good
Always comes out of a little bit something bad
And I wasn't looking for someone new
Till you came down
Giving me the best that I've had
And now you're on my skin
Body to body
Working me out
Yeah you, you play to win
Rocking me steady
Round after round
Oh oh oh oh
I wish you were my first love
'Cause if you were first
Baby there would have been no second, third or fourth love
Woah oh oh oh
I wish you were my first love
'Cause if you were first
Baby there would have been no second, third or fourth love
Woah oh oh oh I
Mistakes I don't worry 'bout them no more
It ain't no thing
'Cause you got me up on Cloud 9
So good, knowing I could just keep it real
T-shirt and jeans
See you making me feel so fly
And now you're on my skin
Body to body
Working me out
Yeah you, you play to win
Rocking me steady
Round after round
Oh oh oh oh
I wish you were my first love
'Cause if you were first
Baby there would have been no second, third or fourth love
Woah oh oh oh
I wish you were my first love
'Cause if you were first
Baby there would have been no second, third or fourth love
Woah oh oh oh I
You make me wanna ride again
'Cause I, I wanna hear you say my name
'Cause I
You make me wanna ride again
'Cause I, I I I I
You make me wanna ride again
'Cause I, I wanna hear you say my name
'Cause I
You make me wanna ride again
'Cause I, I I I I
Woah, oh oh oh oh
I wish you were my first love
'Cause if you were first
Baby there would have been no second, third or fourth love
Oh oh oh oh
I wish you were my first love
'Cause if you were first
Baby there would have been no second, third or fourth love
Oh oh oh oh
I wish you were my first love
'Cause if you were first
Baby there would have been no second, third or fourth love
Woah oh oh oh
I wish you were my first love
'Cause if you were first
Baby there would have been no second, third or fourth love
Oh oh oh oh I
"Booty"
(feat. Pitbull)
[Intro: Jennifer Lopez & Pitbull]
Big, big booty
What you got a big booty
Big, big booty
What you got a big booty
Big, big booty
What you got a big booty
Big, big booty
What you
(Ain't that a freak)
Big, big booty
What you got a big booty
(My baby, you're gorgeous
I mean you're fine, you're sexy
But most of all you are just absolutely booty-full)
[Verse 1: Jennifer Lopez]
Have you seen her on the dance floor
She got the boom, shake the room
That's the lightning and the thunder
You wanna meet her, you wanna touch her
See the light in her eyes, and it starts to make you wonder
[Pre-Hook: Jennifer Lopez]
All the sexy girls in the party
Go and grab a man, bring him to the dance floor
Go on let them jeans touch you while you're dancing
It's his birthday, give him what he ask for
(Let me show you how to do it)
[Hook:]
Big, big booty
What you got a big booty
(Work)
Big, big booty
What you got a big booty
(Shake that)
Big, big booty
What you got a big booty
(Go to work)
Big, big booty
What you
[Verse 2: Jennifer Lopez]
The way she moves
I know you want her
She like the fire, get you right
That's the lightning and the thunder
You wanna meet her, you gotta touch her
Hold on tight for the ride
Cause you know you wanna love her
[Pre-Hook]
[Hook]
[Verse 3: Pitbull]
Booty, booty, booty, booty, booty everywhere
Look at her booty, stop, stare
They love that booty, hell yeah
The way she twerk it, not fair
She got a booty, that'll swallow a thong
And if you do it better do it dirty all night long
Booty, toot it, boot it, you know the plan
So much booty, she could supply the demand
I wanna take that big 'ol booty shopping at the mall
I wanna pick it up and put that booty in my car
Baby your booty is a movie star
Oscar award winner of them all
Now give me that
[Verse 4: Jennifer Lopez]
Mesmerized by the size of it
You can fight it if you like take your time
I can guarantee you'll have the time of your life
Throw up your hands if you love a big booty
[Outro: Jennifer Lopez]
Big big big big big big booty
What you
Big big big big big big booty
What you
Big big big big big big
(Let me show you how to do it)
(Work)
(Shake that)
(Go to work)
[Hook]
Do I need to post the rest of the songs from the album??? Not to mention there is like 10 people who wrote booty
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Those 2 songs are still better than Mariah's last single which name nobody remember or care anymore 
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