There are 7 of you still left on the main stage, and you represent the best and the worst of this week. When it comes to a name, just about any old thing will do. But some of you weren't just content with any old thing, nooo...One of you had to go designer.
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Chanel DiAngelo
Condragulations, you are the winner of this week's challenge. You've won a seven-year supply of expired Jergen's Baby Lotion and a 10-minute session with mall photographer Richard Eviston. You may return to the back of the stage.
Yuri Null and Udders Tutu, you are both safe. You may return to the other girls.
And that leaves us with the worst of the week. Gina Vitis, you have one nasty mouth. I'm not sure I wanna hear it any longer. Nellie Boddum, your name is a mess. So is your asshole, because you're a *****. Butt, your dedication to this game is admirable, and I think there's a lot more than **** in this Boddum. Nellie, you are safe. Gina, I am sorry my dear, but you are up for elimination.
Weslina Spice, the judges found your entree to be rather bland, and we're not sure we want to wait around for dessert. Wilhelmina, your entry itself was rather good. In fact, your average ranking from the judges was 7.5 out of 20. So why are you here? You see, my dear, this is an opportunity. And I want to see it being taken seriously. Good or not, your entry was late. Weslina, you are safe. Wilhelmina, you are up for elimination.
Wilhelmina and Gina, you have 24 hours from this post (Sunday @ 2:00 AM EST) to send me your reasoning for why you deserve to move on in this competition. If you do not submit, you will be eliminated.
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