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Fan Base: Archived: Stand Your Ground (#12)
Member Since: 8/19/2013
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that's what Nazi gets for trying to steal Azealia's persona 
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I thought Azerbaijan liked Nicki 
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Member Since: 11/24/2009
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Originally posted by Nialler
that's what Nazi gets for trying to steal Azealia's persona
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Member Since: 3/15/2013
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Wait I low-key agree with Azealous 
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Member Since: 8/16/2011
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I don't even know what's going on anymore. Is Azealis trying to use the Taylor Nation to revive her career?
She may be not be as dumb as she acts.
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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Originally posted by Jewfro
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Don't be demiphobic 
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Member Since: 2/13/2012
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Originally posted by Badger
I thought Azerbaijan liked Nicki |
I liked Nicki, too, but the endangered frog has got to be stopped!
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Member Since: 11/17/2011
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Originally posted by Sunshine.
I don't even know what's going on anymore. Is Azealis trying to use the Taylor Nation to revive her career?
She may be not be as dumb as she acts.
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i was thinking the same exact thing
Taylor putting Azealia on a remix to a song and sending it #1 would be funny though
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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All that mess because Nazi fad was not nominated for VOTY.
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Member Since: 6/1/2010
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Azealia vs. Nicki seems like a legitimate rivalry.
Overall, this **** is all embarrassing. Sounds so Degrassi. I remember when beefs were interesting. This **** is too Mean Girls, **** I ain't down with. 
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Member Since: 6/25/2012
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Originally posted by Nialler
that's what Nazi gets for trying to steal Azealia's persona
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ffffghfg
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Member Since: 3/3/2011
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The first I've laughed at Azealia words in a long time
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Member Since: 11/24/2009
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I’m just glad Angelina is a low-key Republican.
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Member Since: 8/18/2013
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Member Since: 6/15/2010
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Katy pointing out Taylor's hypocrisy  . Respect.
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Member Since: 1/1/2014
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Originally posted by Badger
Drew scrolls through the multitudes of tweets on the subject, the content getting progressively profane and irrelevant. He sighs, wishing he did not have to sift through the pubescent whinings of this accursed generation. He knew that Twitter wasn't a particularly prestigious source of references, but then again, this was Huffington Post.
After an hour of transcribing social media vitriol, and deleting and rewriting countless sentences, Drew decides that it's time for a break. He yawns, stretches and gets up from his desk. As he makes his way to the water cooler, his attractive blonde colleague Dana Simmons smiles at him. He smiles back, and his gaze drifts towards her visibly ample bosom. He twitches guiltily and wrenches his eyes away from her chest. "Come on Drew", he mutters to himself, "Don't give in to your oppressive primeval male instincts".
At the water cooler, he fills up a plastic (unfortunately non-recyclable) cup of cool liquid and takes a long gulp. He thinks again to the multiple suggestions he makes to his boss about setting up a homemade wheatgrass juice bar in the cafeteria, which inexplicable keep being ignored.
Drew feels a large heavy object collide with him, and a pair of thick, unnervingly strong arms wrap themselves around him. He chokes to see his girlfriend Becky beaming up at him. His heart sinks, wishing he was with a tall modelesque beauty (like Dana) instead of this unstable gremlin - but that would be problematic of him.
"Hey Moon Of My Eyes" he says in the most romantic tone he can muster. He hears Dana giggling at her desk, and his ears flush in embarrassment. "Hey Sun Of My Stars" Becky responds, hugging Drew so tightly he swears a couple of ribs crack. "I came over because I knew you'd be hungry. I brought you lunch!"
She gives him a woven basket, filled with tofu sandwiches on wheatless bread and various vegetables one won't find in the supermarkets. At least she's good at providing food, Drew thinks - cringing as he realises the sexism of these words.
Becky marches him arm-in-arm back to his desk, and looks over his work as he eats. "This is such a coincidence!" She cries morbidly. "Just last night I was speaking to Taylor Swift about her privileged attitude."
"Oh really?" Drew said absentmindedly, discretely trying to catch more glimpses of Dana's cleavage.
"Yah-huh! I'm so glad my boyfriend defends these poor minority artists against the evil corporations in the music industry!"
"Yeah I like to think I'm making a difference" he says loudly so that his colleagues can hear him. "Nicki Minaj should have the right to act ****ty and receive acclaim for it."
Drew immediately regrets these words. Becky slows turns to face him, her eyes ******* and bloodshot, her pudgy fists clenched, a trickle of spit drooling down her chin. "****ty?" She strangledly whispers. "NICKI MINAJ IS A STRONG OUTSPOKEN WOMAN WHOSE BODY IS A TEMPLE AND DESERVES TO BE WORSHIPPED. MALE CIS HETERO SCUM LIKE YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND!!!"
Her rant continues in this vein for the next thirty minutes.
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@Nicole does this need to be followed up?
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Originally posted by Badger
@Nicole does this need to be followed up?
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Ugh Drew is supposed to be gay! I'm sorry but you're gonna have to start over, and make sure to include something about how Kim Kardashian is actually a flaw-free sexual feminist who can't help but win.
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Member Since: 2/13/2012
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Ugh, ew.
Just because Seloser's song sucks doesn't mean we need to stan for Shootmi.
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Member Since: 3/3/2011
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Originally posted by Badger
Drew scrolls through the multitudes of tweets on the subject, the content getting progressively profane and irrelevant. He sighs, wishing he did not have to sift through the pubescent whinings of this accursed generation. He knew that Twitter wasn't a particularly prestigious source of references, but then again, this was Huffington Post.
After an hour of transcribing social media vitriol, and deleting and rewriting countless sentences, Drew decides that it's time for a break. He yawns, stretches and gets up from his desk. As he makes his way to the water cooler, his attractive blonde colleague Dana Simmons smiles at him. He smiles back, and his gaze drifts towards her visibly ample bosom. He twitches guiltily and wrenches his eyes away from her chest. "Come on Drew", he mutters to himself, "Don't give in to your oppressive primeval male instincts".
At the water cooler, he fills up a plastic (unfortunately non-recyclable) cup of cool liquid and takes a long gulp. He thinks again to the multiple suggestions he makes to his boss about setting up a homemade wheatgrass juice bar in the cafeteria, which inexplicable keep being ignored.
Drew feels a large heavy object collide with him, and a pair of thick, unnervingly strong arms wrap themselves around him. He chokes to see his girlfriend Becky beaming up at him. His heart sinks, wishing he was with a tall modelesque beauty (like Dana) instead of this unstable gremlin - but that would be problematic of him.
"Hey Moon Of My Eyes" he says in the most romantic tone he can muster. He hears Dana giggling at her desk, and his ears flush in embarrassment. "Hey Sun Of My Stars" Becky responds, hugging Drew so tightly he swears a couple of ribs crack. "I came over because I knew you'd be hungry. I brought you lunch!"
She gives him a woven basket, filled with tofu sandwiches on wheatless bread and various vegetables one won't find in the supermarkets. At least she's good at providing food, Drew thinks - cringing as he realises the sexism of these words.
Becky marches him arm-in-arm back to his desk, and looks over his work as he eats. "This is such a coincidence!" She cries morbidly. "Just last night I was speaking to Taylor Swift about her privileged attitude."
"Oh really?" Drew said absentmindedly, discretely trying to catch more glimpses of Dana's cleavage.
"Yah-huh! I'm so glad my boyfriend defends these poor minority artists against the evil corporations in the music industry!"
"Yeah I like to think I'm making a difference" he says loudly so that his colleagues can hear him. "Nicki Minaj should have the right to act ****ty and receive acclaim for it."
Drew immediately regrets these words. Becky slows turns to face him, her eyes ******* and bloodshot, her pudgy fists clenched, a trickle of spit drooling down her chin. "****ty?" She strangledly whispers. "NICKI MINAJ IS A STRONG OUTSPOKEN WOMAN WHOSE BODY IS A TEMPLE AND DESERVES TO BE WORSHIPPED. MALE CIS HETERO SCUM LIKE YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND!!!"
Her rant continues in this vein for the next thirty minutes.
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lol this makes me happy. I was legit beginning to think only I'm surrounded by this.
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