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Drew Anderson (24, shaggy hair, tight maroon pants) parks his Toyota Prius Plug-in Hybrid and shuffles to the HuffPost offices, where he blogs for $45/post. His green messenger bag (more of a murse, really) is slung over one shoulder. He holds a flat, glass, eco-friendly water bottle with one hand and scrolls through his phone with the other. His sandals slap against the soles of his bare feet as he walks.
He sits at his cubicle and opens his laptop. It's entirely covered with stickers that say Bon Iver, tUnE-yArDs, Arcade Fire, Bright Eyes, Grizzly Bear, Childish Gambino, Mikill Pane, Kid Sister, Kreayshawn, XV, Chiddy Bang, Macklemore, Azealia Banks, The Swank, Air Dubai, etc.
Drew cracks his fingers and gets ready to write a piece on the Swift-Minaj feud titled "Get Off Your High Horse, Ms. Swift! How Patriarchy, Institutional Racism & Anti-Feminism Are Preventing Strong Black Females from Receiving the Credit they Deserve."
Badger, finish it.
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