[Ramos]

UGH, why is this so perfect?

All we need is love
In this life is true
All I need is the love
I get from you
And I want to scream it out
If you hear what I'm saying
PUT YOUR HANDS UP!
IF YOU FEEL LOVE TONIGHT!

[iHype.]

Wow @ this being 5x worse than I imagined.

The fake DJ Mustard in the video. One of the terrible outfits.
The attempt at mainstream. Christian music needs to be burned in a fire.

& isn't that the girl from Mary Mary? They kinda had bops.

[Lord Blackout]

Lmao he could care less. Didn't even move in/from his seat

[Ramos]

The breakdown

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ToLove]

Omfg, it was my sister's birthday today, and she had her friends over and they were praising Ariana. As a joke, I brought up the doughnut video, and all of them shouted at me for about 10 straight minutes about how I'm a stalker because I saw the video and shouldn't be judging her because she's famous and successful.

One of them even said "SHE SHOULD SUE THE DOUGHNUT SHOP FOR INVADING HER PRIVACY!!!!" A leave Methney alone sized mess

[RichGirlPlanet]

Originally posted by Nicole

Yonkers, 2020.

A dingy hole-in-the-wall jazz bar that doubles as a brothel on the weekend. On the window hangs a “C” Sanitary Inspection Grade. Inside, a cockroach scurries across the bar floor and onto the stage. A high-heeled boot STOMPS it dead. The boot is imitation leather, the scuffing filled out with a black marker. Lady Gaga looks down at the roach she just killed and imagines it’s Katy Perry. Her short, corpulent frame is squeezed into an ill-fitting Nordstrom Rack sequined “mermaid” gown.

“Hey fellas!” she calls out in her best Mae West impersonation. “What’s a girl gotta do to get a drink around here??” She thinks talking like this makes her more sound more “old-school showbiz.” A waiter pours cheap Costco scotch-whiskey into a chipped glass and brings it to her on the stage.

She takes the glass with a pudgy arm covered in a giant “Lady Gaga Is Over” tattoo (the “ironic” title of her 5th and final pop album). She takes a big gulp of whiskey and starts hollering “DID YOU EVER KNOW THAT YOU’RE MY HERO” in a raspy voice ravaged by alcohol. Behind her a sign reads “Bette Midler Tribute Night.”

About a dozen middle-aged drunks sit at the bar drowning their sorrows in $5 beer. Lady Gaga’s voice rises — “YOU’RE EVERYTHING I WISH I COULD BEEEEE” — in a failed attempt to get their attention. “Oh well,” she thinks to herself. "At least I got paid for this gig." An $80 check is stuffed in her bra.

Suddenly a black transvestite wanders into the bar and starts cheering for her. Lady Gaga's eyes well with tears. "I am remembered. I am known," she thinks to herself. Encouraged, she downs the rest of her whiskey and goes for the kill: “CUZZZZ YOU ARE THE WIIIIIND BENEATH MY WIIIIIIIIIIINGS!!!!!” she wheezes and shouts and growls, thinking she ended the song on a triumphant note.

“Homegirl, you done snatched my weave and strangled me with it! I am deceased!” calls out the transvestite in praise. (later that night, he will be killed in the alley behind the bar.)

One of the guys at the bar nudges his drinking buddy and points to Lady Gaga (who’s refilling her glass with whiskey). “Who was that?” The drinking buddy squints his eyes at her. “Liza Minnelli, I think.”

[Cap10Planet]

Originally posted by iHype.

Wow @ this being 5x worse than I imagined.

The fake DJ Mustard in the video. One of the terrible outfits.
The attempt at mainstream. Christian music needs to be burned in a fire.

& isn't that the girl from Mary Mary? They kinda had bops.

I'm afraid to click.

They always follow trends and flip them.

This makes me miss Gagasm because he goes so hard for them.

[lilMonsterKayla]

Originally posted by ToLove

Omfg, it was my sister's birthday today, and she had her friends over and they were praising Ariana. As a joke, I brought up the doughnut video, and all of them shouted at me for about 10 straight minutes about how I'm a stalker because I saw the video and shouldn't be judging her because she's famous and successful.

One of them even said "SHE SHOULD SUE THE DOUGHNUT SHOP FOR INVADING HER PRIVACY!!!!" A leave Methney alone sized mess

wwoow.. you should loogie in her birthday cake to teach them a lesson

[Shaliydah88]

Originally posted by iHype.

Wow @ this being 5x worse than I imagined.

The fake DJ Mustard in the video. One of the terrible outfits.
The attempt at mainstream. Christian music needs to be burned in a fire.

& isn't that the girl from Mary Mary? They kinda had bops.

This is better than, like, EVERY song by Lady Gaga that isn't Monster.

[iHype.]

727,189,486 views.

Bitch whet @ it having more views than any Britney, any Beyonce, Bad Romance, and Uptown Funk.

[Cap10Planet]

The nonsecular folks must be dragging her.

[MrBeyonceFan]

This kinda goes

[Ramos]

Originally posted by iHype.

727,189,486 views.

Bitch whet @ it having more views than any Britney, any Beyonce, Bad Romance, and Uptown Funk.

It's flawless

[BabyCantYouSee]

Nazcki kind of slayed her verse here.

[ezra]

Originally posted by iHype.

727,189,486 views.

Bitch whet @ it having more views than any Britney, any Beyonce, Bad Romance, and Uptown Funk.

Roar/Dweeb Horse
mess

[ToLove]

Yep, Hispanics loooooooooovvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeee YouTube and all forms of social media. Any song that becomes a hit in any Spanish-speaking whatsoever is guaranteed to be a streaming monster.

Ffffff, even Prince Royce has a music video with 500M+ views.

[Shaliydah88]

I can see why Ariana hates America, since its responsible for the company. WOTTICE

http://www.buzzfeed.com/javiermoreno...ldqpfp#4ldqpfp

[iHype.]

Mess I was looking at the list of most viewed YouTube videos.

702,755,289 views

It only came out 11 months ago. This is gonna be the first non-music video to get 1 billion views?

Wtf is the world watching these days.

[Lord Blackout]

Originally posted by Shaliydah88

I can see why Ariana hates America, since its responsible for the company. WOTTICE

http://www.buzzfeed.com/javiermoreno...ldqpfp#4ldqpfp

That's in the Philippines though.

[Ramos]

Get into this flawless sexy bop by Romeo Santos.