That new Meryl movie looks corny as ****. If it were released closer to the end of the year, it would have been a lock for an Oscar nomination. The Emmys >>>>>>>>>> The Oscars, btw.
The Emmys nominate the same people/series all the time If Maggie Smith or Modern Family win another Emmy this year
A dingy hole-in-the-wall jazz bar that doubles as a brothel on the weekend. On the window hangs a “C” Sanitary Inspection Grade. Inside, a cockroach scurries across the bar floor and onto the stage. A high-heeled boot STOMPS it dead. The boot is imitation leather, the scuffing filled out with a black marker. Lady Gaga looks down at the roach she just killed and imagines it’s Katy Perry. Her short, corpulent frame is squeezed into an ill-fitting Nordstrom Rack sequined “mermaid” gown.
“Hey fellas!” she calls out in her best Mae West impersonation. “What’s a girl gotta do to get a drink around here??” She thinks talking like this makes her more sound more “old-school showbiz.” A waiter pours cheap Costco scotch-whiskey into a chipped glass and brings it to her on the stage.
She takes the glass with a pudgy arm covered in a giant “Lady Gaga Is Over” tattoo (the “ironic” title of her 5th and final pop album). She takes a big gulp of whiskey and starts hollering “DID YOU EVER KNOW THAT YOU’RE MY HERO” in a raspy voice ravaged by alcohol. Behind her a sign reads “Bette Midler Tribute Night.”
About a dozen middle-aged drunks sit at the bar drowning their sorrows in $5 beer. Lady Gaga’s voice rises — “YOU’RE EVERYTHING I WISH I COULD BEEEEE” — in a failed attempt to get their attention. “Oh well,” she thinks to herself. "At least I got paid for this gig." An $80 check is stuffed in her bra.
Suddenly a black transvestite wanders into the bar and starts cheering for her. Lady Gaga's eyes well with tears. "I am remembered. I am known," she thinks to herself. Encouraged, she downs the rest of her whiskey and goes for the kill: “CUZZZZ YOU ARE THE WIIIIIND BENEATH MY WIIIIIIIIIIINGS!!!!!” she wheezes and shouts and growls, thinking she ended the song on a triumphant note.
“Homegirl, you done snatched my weave and strangled me with it! I am deceased!” calls out the transvestite in praise. (later that night, he will be killed in the alley behind the bar.)
One of the guys at the bar nudges his drinking buddy and points to Lady Gaga (who’s refilling her glass with whiskey). “Who was that?” The drinking buddy squints his eyes at her. “Liza Minnelli, I think.”
BTW, this local news radio host was DRAGGING Ariana (she kept calling her "Adriana" Grande, she didn't even know her actual name ) because of the doughnuts incident.
It has really gone too far
I have never heard of Arianal being talked in any local radio station, let alone a news radio program.
BTW, this local news radio host was DRAGGING Ariana (she kept calling her "Adriana" Grande, she didn't even know her actual name ) because of the doughnuts incident.
It has really gone too far
I have never heard of Arianal being talked in any local radio station, let alone a news radio program.
So I was playing Sims 4 and my sim was a woman who was an artist and pretty but then decided to be a hoe and have 2 kids, cheat on her husband with an elderly lady, and a 2nd woman, plus cut her hair to look like a lesbian and it completely reminded me of Alicia Keys.
Anyways, this 'Black Magic' song by Little Mix is actually kinda good.
I watched 30 secs of that Ariana "apology" video and turned it off. It looked so insincere & scripted. Like, it's obvious that you're a bitch, just own up to it and stop with this BS. You're only doing this just because you got caught.
Scooter must've ripped her a new one and made her record that.
If Maggie Smith or Modern Family win another Emmy this year 
) because of the doughnuts incident.
