[Badger]

Originally posted by lilMonsterKayla

After, Kowsha is somehow sentenced to prison, because they all felt bad that Luke had to endure raping her. Kowsha's cowboy-boot'd, wigged, pissed mom DRAGS Kowsha by the ear, barking 'You dumb lil hackeysack! How'm i s'post to buy the new trailerhome NOW?'
'b-b-But maw!'
They hop into a wheezing, piece of **** taxi, being driven by Lady Gaga.

I'm sure Ms Sebert snatched Kowshas phone out of her hands "who's the **** yall friends with? Kelly? Kacey? Maybe she'll testerfy"

Katy's phone rings. She looks dubiously at the caller id

"Hey Kesha did you have a court thing today? I'm sorry I've been so swamped with songwriting today!"

(Bonnie glares darkly at the back of her head.)

"Hai there Kandy this is dear sweet Kesha Rose's here mama, just wonderin if you'll come down and help us out with the whole rape situation. I'll get you a tractor or somethin what'dya say pumpkin?"

Katy rolls her eyes and opens her notebook to the page of excuses for Kesha.

"Sorry but my dogs pretty ill and I want to be with her. But tell your daughter I wish her well."

Pebe rants "He dun raped ma dog too have some sympathy you skanky son of a-"

Katy hangs up, and takes the battery out of her phone.

[bastille]

Originally posted by Shaliydah88

How though?

Their mothers will push their wheelchairs

[Robert]

I wanna hate Kum but her game is so addictive it kinda makes me not hate her. ****ing Willow Pape though.

[ToLove]

How the **** did Nicki expect to sell out venues in Europe? The Pink Print sold, what, 200K outside of the U.S.? She really should have just stuck to the U.S. and Canada.

[Jewfro]

Originally posted by Badger

I'm sure Ms Sebert snatched Kowshas phone out of her hands "who's the **** yall friends with? Kelly? Kacey? Maybe she'll testerfy"

Katy's phone rings. She looks dubiously at the caller id

"Hey Kesha did you have a court thing today? I'm sorry I've been so swamped with songwriting today!"

(Bonnie glares darkly at the back of her head.)

"Hai there Kandy this is dear sweet Kesha Rose's here mama, just wonderin if you'll come down and help us out with the whole rape situation. I'll get you a tractor or somethin what'dya say pumpkin?"

Katy rolls her eyes and opens her notebook to the page of excuses for Kesha.

"Sorry but my dogs pretty ill and I want to be with her. But tell your daughter I wish her well."

Pebe rants "He dun raped ma dog too have some sympathy you skanky son of a-"

Katy hangs up, and takes the battery out of her phone.

[bastille]

$cumbag since Dr Luke signed her

[ToLove]

I can at least give her credit for doing very small, 10K max capacity arenas there. Not nearly as embarrassing as Iggy thinking she could sell out gigantic 21K seat venues.

[Shaliydah88]

Originally posted by bastille

Their mothers will push their wheelchairs

Then they're not marching, they're rolling. You could have said that they were going to protest and it would have made more sense.

The Kesha joke was funny though.

[Praise Mariallah]

Originally posted by Shaliydah88

Praise, your sisters are acting up. Zendaya is out here rocking Ike Turner wigs and Ariana is slobbering on donuts. WHAt GIVES?

Who and who?

[slw84]

Originally posted by Chunk

Christina Aguilera is the most versatile artist next to Madonna. The 1-2-3 punch going from Genie to Dirrty and from Dirrty to Ain't No Other Man is exactly what I'm trying to describe you here. Musically they couldn't be more distinct from each other.

Lies.
She's vocally talented but she fails to reinvent her sound and image accurately each era unlike Madonna.

Originally posted by collin

Xtina is versatile but her music always kinda sucks and pales in comparison to Rih and her versatility.

Originally posted by Vin

Cap10, serious question -- do you now believe me that all of your faves are either fads or trash?



The fact that Adele, Tinashe, Jhené Aiko, Ariana Grande, Lorde, Nicki Minaj and pretty much
everyone you like is over pretty much says it all. No$tradamus never lies. Please get better taste.

...Vin

Vin is so on it

Originally posted by Starstruck.

Nicki's numbers are good for a female rapper leave her alone

But she's a crossover artist that gets played on 3 formats, performs at festivals and award shows (urban and mainstream) over the past 5 years, manages 8 minimum releases per era and has put out 60+ songs for the public to consume.

90 percent turnout is good when at your prime.

Originally posted by RoarRiteNow1

Yeah, Nicki's numbers aren't bad, what were yall expecting?

better turnout since urban is back to supporting her she still puts out top 40 material and she's performed at almost every award show for the past 5 years most recently BBMAs, EMAs, VMAs and the NBA thing just for this era alone. And hosted the EMAs which was major european promo
Not expecting sellout but 90 percent is standard for a big artist in their prime

Originally posted by Sunshine.

Also Rihanna is ugly.

Lies told

Originally posted by Robert

Selegend #6 in the U.S. And top 10 in 18 countries while Demi is out the top 20 and only top 10 in 2 countries

The way Selegend always wins even when she releases a risky single and Demi releases a Max Martin song.

Selena really is winning

Kudos to her

[umich]

Rihanna/Bey

[slw84]

Originally posted by Kworb

At least Nicki her tour happened.

You are too smart for this kworb
Now you know a crossover artist that put out 60+ songs over the past 5 years, performed on urban and commercial award shows over the past 5 years which gives GP insight into her performances skills, promo that most artist would kill for and the ability to release 8 releases per era (again something many artist would kill for) and to not pull 90% on average or above during your prime just doesn't add up.
That said, I'm sure her North american dates are performing better but she freakin hosted and performed at the EMAs...they are aware of her globally and she still puts out pop friendly songs.

Originally posted by youkneekorn

Nice to see you here Dahling!

I think her billionaire BF dumped her. She never got any money because they never married.

oop

Originally posted by collin

No, they were married. Good to see so many uninformed posts in a row from ya!



How's med school?

oop

Originally posted by youkneekorn

M.I.A and that Ben guy were engaged. They never married.

My goodness
Ha child support should be a million a month

Originally posted by Golden

Britney is so ugly.

Yes. She didn't rely on looks to be the 6th most successful female artist of all time despite the shade and rumors over the year.

Thanks for confirming

Originally posted by Kworb

Miguel's album gets old really fast, too overproduced, like ARTPOP.

Sad but true

Originally posted by bastille

Who the **** cares if Ariana licked a donut and said that she hates Amerkca, wtf? I feel like overweight wheelchaired people will march tomorrow on Times Square

I'm saying...

[Cap10Planet]

Originally posted by lilMonsterKayla

After, Kowsha is somehow sentenced to prison, because they all felt bad that Luke had to endure raping her. Kowsha's cowboy-boot'd, wigged, pissed mom DRAGS Kowsha by the ear, barking 'You dumb lil hackeysack! How'm i s'post to buy the new trailerhome NOW?'
'b-b-But maw!'
They hop into a wheezing, piece of **** taxi, being driven by Lady Gaga.

Your stories are always a mess.

[slw84]

Originally posted by bastille

$cumbag since Dr Luke signed her

this could legit have 4 different meanings though...genius

[collin]

Originally posted by Badger

I'm sure Ms Sebert snatched Kowshas phone out of her hands "who's the **** yall friends with? Kelly? Kacey? Maybe she'll testerfy"

Katy's phone rings. She looks dubiously at the caller id

"Hey Kesha did you have a court thing today? I'm sorry I've been so swamped with songwriting today!"

(Bonnie glares darkly at the back of her head.)

"Hai there Kandy this is dear sweet Kesha Rose's here mama, just wonderin if you'll come down and help us out with the whole rape situation. I'll get you a tractor or somethin what'dya say pumpkin?"

Katy rolls her eyes and opens her notebook to the page of excuses for Kesha.

"Sorry but my dogs pretty ill and I want to be with her. But tell your daughter I wish her well."

Pebe rants "He dun raped ma dog too have some sympathy you skanky son of a-"

Katy hangs up, and takes the battery out of her phone.

omgmgmflslaaa

[bastille]

Originally posted by slw84

this could legit have 4 different meanings though...genius

It's for the imagination.

[Monceau]

Originally posted by lilMonsterKayla

After, Kowsha is somehow sentenced to prison, because they all felt bad that Luke had to endure raping her. Kowsha's cowboy-boot'd, wigged, pissed mom DRAGS Kowsha by the ear, barking 'You dumb lil hackeysack! How'm i s'post to buy the new trailerhome NOW?'
'b-b-But maw!'
They hop into a wheezing, piece of **** taxi, being driven by Lady Gaga.[

[lilMonsterKayla]

Originally posted by ezra

I feel like mehryl was the fat butler that loaded their luggage into the back

Badger ur cray

[bastille]

Diplo is a dipshit but I love him<3

[DitaBoy12]

Originally posted by ezra

Re watching AHS: Coven...woo the Gaga/Madonna teas with Madison and Fiona

"Ever wondered why you're soooo successful?" says elderly Madonna
Gaga: "Um apart from me being Awesome? Lol"
Madonna: "NO. IM THE SOURCE. I'm dying!!"

So in your imagination this:



Is the same as this:

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Seek help sis