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Originally posted by Badger
You know she sweatingly smack'd her ray of sunshine outside the courthouse, snarking "you didn't cry hard enough!>: (", refusing to give her the last of the KFC she was snacking on throughout the entire hearing
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After, Kowsha is somehow sentenced to prison, because they all felt bad that Luke had to endure raping her. Kowsha's cowboy-boot'd, wigged, pissed mom DRAGS Kowsha by the ear, barking 'You dumb lil hackeysack! How'm i s'post to buy the new trailerhome NOW?'
'b-b-But maw!'
They hop into a wheezing, piece of **** taxi, being driven by Lady Gaga.