Katy: "I think we should give this one more vibrato"
*gets ferociously smacked to the floor by Luke*
*wipes the dripping blood from her left ear*
"This i-is why I I I I I'm tone dea-"
Luke: *drags Katy outside by the arm and straps her face-down to the bottom of his suburban with VERY loose rope*
*drives a hefty amount over the speed limit around the LA freeways, smirking a bit every time he aims for a pothole followed by a CLUNK and a faint nasally shriek echoing from underneath*
*drags katy back into the studio dizzy & lightheaded*
"Let's try that one again, shall we?"
*bashes her in the vagina with a nearby TV remote* "Go ahead " *points to studio booth*
Katy: *gasps, looks Luke up and down, smiles & giggles hazily while clenching teeth from pain. stumbles into booth, trips face-first onto DJ set*
Luke: *leaves a large bottle of Jack Daniels on table & a single bag of plain pop chips before leaving and locking the door from the outside*
*hoses down Suburban*
katy's eyes are too close together and one of them she cant open fully she'll look like Paula Deen in 10 years
Everyone has flaws, and its really easy to drag someone behind a computer screen. Should you post some pictures? I'm sure everyone in here would have a field trip
Everyone has flaws, and its really easy to drag someone behind a computer screen. Should you post some pictures? I'm sure everyone in here would have a field trip
All this Kum Perry dragging reminded me that Ryan Reynolds has a new movie coming out (since they're both so panned, although he has some talent unlike that generic sack of ****)
" *points to studio booth*
she'll look like Paula Deen in 10 years
