[Iris]

Originally posted by 2AM

You don't get to say **** with Rihanna and Madonna is your sig.

That doesn't change the fact that the sound of fingernails scraping a chalkboard is more pleasant to the ears than your fave's live vocals.

She should at least have the dignity to use playback or autotune, since her fans are actually paying money to hear her struggling to hit the right notes but letting out sounds of a suffocating animal instead.

[Kworb]

BEYONCÉ is bad and forgotten, no matter how many skyscrapers her stans erect.

[Badger]

Originally posted by lilMonsterKayla

same

imagine being TRAPPED in the recording studio for ****M

liih*dry squeak*hkkee ahh doublllee*CRACKshake* raaiiIiin*popSQUEEZE*booowwuhh

I can just picture Kesha chained under the mixing board, clutching her ears and crying in pain as the recording enters it's fifth straight hour

[YR.]

Beyoncé has the most perfectly crafted albums of any artist. It's just too much, how the album feels like an experience.
Rather Die Young is destroying me.

Originally posted by Bounce

Ughhhh her best song

Stan for the six minute masterpiece. It's too much

[bastille]

Originally posted by Kworb

BEYONCÉ is bad and forgotten, no matter how many skyscrapers her stans erect.

They say Beyoncé stans are ghetto and poor but they can afford a skyscraper?

[Giselle]

Originally posted by lilMonsterKayla

'REALLY, coming for Meryl Streep?' - I just read this in the most INTENSE gay lisp everrrr.

[bastille]

Originally posted by Badger

I can just picture Kesha chained under the mixing board, clutching her ears and crying in pain as the recording enters it's fifth straight hour

While drinking a glass of pee with a lemon slice

[Kworb]

Originally posted by bastille

They say Beyoncé stans are ghetto and poor but they can afford a skyscraper?

I would never question the wealth and power of the Beyhive. She has plenty of stans in high places.

[YR.]

THANK GOD I dodged the bullet

[Shinning]

How the hell is a random tour performance of a bonus track better than any Rihanna performance ever?

She's just unreal

[Nicole]

When Genery makes these ‘kooky faces’ it comes off as so cringe because, having zero talent, she can’t act Stupid **** thinking she’s Amy Poehler or something

[lilMonsterKayla]

Originally posted by bastille

Caleeh*coke sniff*foornia Guur*old door squeaks*lls we undeniableee*gives dr luke a blowjob*

youuuhhll*branchSNAP* heaarr meeee RooAaghh*chalkboardSCRATCH*ughheAAAeeEeiiRRR!

*last note causes a fresh wet pimple on her forehead to pop, dripping down her face* love u guys!!

*she hugs a fat, ugly 11-year-old fan, smearing zit juice on his cheeks*

Holy **** I CANT believe she did that

[Kworb]

Wildheart is so good. Frank is nothing compared to this. No wonder he's afraid to release.

[RihannasVeryOwn]

still havent got over the best show on tv ending

[SaDaré]

Changed the game with that digital drop.
Know where you was when that digital popped.

[Badger]

Originally posted by Nicole

When Genery makes these ‘kooky faces’ it comes off as so cringe because, having zero talent, she can’t act Stupid **** thinking she’s Amy Poehler or something

And Gaga's supposedly the terrible actress When will Calamity be asked to star in a TV series?

[bastille]

Originally posted by lilMonsterKayla

youuuhhll*branchSNAP* heaarr meeee RooAaghh*chalkboardSCRATCH*ughheAAAeeEeiiRRR!

*last note causes a fresh wet pimple on her forehead to pop, dripping down her face* love u guys!!

*she hugs a fat, ugly 11-year-old fan, smearing zit juice on his cheeks*

Holy **** I CANT believe she did that

*dr luke forces kesha to eat tity's zits' juice*

[lilMonsterKayla]

Originally posted by Badger

I can just picture Kesha chained under the mixing board, clutching her ears and crying in pain as the recording enters it's fifth straight hour

I can actually see Katy horking & scratching the lyrics to Firework as everything in the studio starts to earthquakeily shake. Glass shatters as music equipment begins to spark/malfunction

The hoards of furniture blocking off the abandoned bathroom Kesha is shackled in even breaks apart, freeing her

[OurLuckyStrike]

I can't feel my face with i'm with you
but i love it

[Halien4Life]

Originally posted by RihannasVeryOwn

all of it?

It has bits of truth to it