We went to a resort in Nuevo Vallarta and the water was so nice
California beaches suck, they are only famous because of the movies. In reality, they are as cold as ice
I remember in Nuevo Vallarta they had endless drinks and the bartender would ask "con alcohol o sin alcohol?" and I would get non-alcoholic strawberry daiquiris. My little sister went up there, but the guy didn't look up at the patrons because he was too busy taking orders so he asked her con alcohol o sin even though she was like 12. We still laugh at that story.