[YoYo]

There are no enigmatic popstars left in the age of social media and grossly engineered "documentaries".

[ezra]

Originally posted by Remixed

Lmao @ this talentless flop. Her latest album bombed so hard. It couldn't even outsell ARTPOP or Cheek to Cheek.

ARTPOP is way out of Nazi's league. She's competing with Rebel Heart and The New Classic lbr

[Halien4Life]

Sorry all my faves are POC now

Either Asians, or Blacks (Carly is now considered JPop, so don't pull that one)

[Vin]

Aw, Silento is just some ugly, talentless kid trying to do his thing, so I won't do too much on him. I don't want him dead. "Watch Me" from Silento was trash, but wasn't as bad as I was expecting. He's another Soulja Boy/Bobby Schmurda/Willow Smith -- some extremely temporary black fad that will be forgotten in three months. A less talented Lil Mama.

...Vin

[YoYo]

Originally posted by Nicole

2. Watch Me -- Silento

This is why we need racism in 2015

I don't know what's worse. The whites who think it's cool or the blacks who brag about how they do the "stanky leg" better than whites

(this isn't racist because I'm neither)

[YR.]

What is wrong with Watch Me?

[Shaliydah88]

Originally posted by thirdward

ppl who buys songs on itunes (white ppl) are always late

Like when it took them a decade to find out what twerking was. Will it take them another one to figure out how to do it correctly?

[iHype.]

If anything y'all should be happy there's black novelty hits currently. Everytime there's a novelty hit by a non-black it's just straight out corny, and not even a 'oh this is cute lowkey', it's just straight out you're embarrassed when listening.

Non Black Novelty Hits: Cotton Eyed Joe, Gangnam Style, What Does the Fox Say?, and Ketchup Song.

I'd take my Teach Me How to Dougie, Watch Me, and Hot ***** over that anyday.

[Vin]

Originally posted by Nicole

If K$ ever has a comeback it will be because she somehow managed to switch from Luke/Max to just Max (unlikely that Max would be stupid enough to risk working with her, but still).

Which means her hit would have CFTS's ooh ooh o-o-o-o's + have a similar melody except she'd sing "we're covered in glitter" instead of "we're cool for the summer."

So we wouldn't really gain anything from it.

Kesha is like Rihanna, she kinda doesn't care if she "gains anything" on a musical level. She just wants to make music and make money, by any means necessary. She doesn't mind releasing "ooh ooh o-o-o-o's" records as long as they're in the Top 10 and making her money. She only had to call out Dr. Luke's raping habits because her singles weren't charting anymore. If "C'Mon" and "Crazy Kids" were in the Top 10 and filling her bank account, she would have held off on the rape charges until the next era, or until which ever era wasn't giving her hits with Dr. Luke. Love Kesha's ruthless business tactics.

...Vin

[Ozzy8923]

Ketchup Song slays tho.

And the Macarena.

[Halien4Life]

Future, Juicy J, 2 Chainz, Chief Keef, Migos >>>> these tacky corny beysic SouljaBoy wannabe's

and I thought the nae nae was so 2011 and late ?

[Halien4Life]

Originally posted by iHype.

If anything y'all should be happy there's black novelty hits currently. Everytime there's a novelty hit by a non-black it's just straight out corny, and not even a 'oh this is cute lowkey', it's just straight out you're embarrassed when listening.

Non Black Novelty Hits: Cotton Eyed Joe, Gangnam Style, What Does the Fox Say?, and Ketchup Song.

Actually, the black novelty songs are always the corniest

[Shaliydah88]

Or it's equally DUMB **** like Harlem Shake. Leave it to white people to not only steal the name of an actual dance, but to think that flailing around like those things you see outside of a used car lot is cute.

[Click Clack]

Originally posted by Remixed

Lmao @ this talentless flop. Her latest album bombed so hard. It couldn't even outsell ARTPOP or Cheek to Cheek.

Gyal you stan for Iggy

The bitch had a 3 month career while my fave is still the undisputed queen 6 years later & THAT'S why you're mad.

[iHype.]

They be like smoove
WHAT
Can you teach me how to dougie?
You know why?
'Cause all the bitches luh me.


First song I bought on iTunes.

[Shaliydah88]

Originally posted by Halien4Life

Future, Juicy J, 2 Chainz, Chief Keef, Migos >>>> these tacky corny beysic SouljaBoy wannabe's

and I thought the nae nae was so 2011 and late ?

So why was Miley Cyrus still doing it late last year?

And, surprise surprise, she did it wrong.

[Click Clack]

Her early discography >>

[ezra]

Nazi has been around and relevant for 2 years. 2010-2012 RIP


The real queen is here and now! *omg macarena is a BOP*

[ezra]

The first song I bought on iTunes was Shake it Off my Moo

E=MC2 was the first album I bought as well. Mess.

[bastille]

I feel bad for calling Carly Rae Jepshit that way, she's actually talented, her new songs are good, I'll still call her Carly Rae Jepshit and her fans have aspergers.