I never get anything on my birthday, Christmas, Easter, Pentecost, Halloween, 4th of July, St Patricks Day. Valentines Day, Martin Luther King Day, Passover, Ramadan, Eid and BITCH you don't see me complaining
Just because a bunch of strangers didn't turn up to your weak ass get-together to celebrate your sorry ass life it's supposedly the end of the world. And now you're making jokes about how you don't know when MY birthday is
You TOAD omg I hate you so much you SKANK
