The fact she's had a GRAMMY performance, viral performance, viral music video, three singles, Ellen performances, and a radio deal and has not obtained a charting single this era.
This is definitely the biggest flop for singles on an album by a mainstream artist ever?
Actually, I think you're better than 'AIDs jokes' -- a lot funnier and smarter than that.
Only people, like monsters, use quick tacky AIDs jokes as a last resort due to lack of originality and the ability to be witty.
That's all I'm saying, Vin.
Very well. Point taken. I've been trying on AIDS jokes lately (to see if it works in getting SJWs riled up.)
Success hasn't been very good. AIDS and misogyny don't do that much damage on ATRL.
For now, I'll just stick with race jokes, but I'm growing bored of them. I need a new comedic angle.
So Madonna hates Mariah Carey. Mariah Carey hates Jennifer Lopez.
Does Jennifer Lopez hate Madonna?
...Vin
Quote:
Madonna? "Do I think she's a great performer? Yeah. Do I think she's a great actress? No. Acting is what I do, so I'm harder on people when they say, 'Oh, I can do that--I can act.' I'm like, 'Hey, don't spit on my craft.'"
Very well. Point taken. I've been trying on AIDS jokes lately (to see if it works in getting SJWs riled up.)
Success hasn't been very good. AIDS and misogyny don't do that much damage on ATRL.
For now, I'll just stick with race jokes, but I'm growing bored of them. I need a new comedic angle.
...Vin
You have Daria in your sig.
Therefore, I have faith in you to think of something clever.
When all else fails, look to Gagz as a source of inspiration.
Now that Lopez has edged up to what she calls "the bottom of the A-list of actresses," how does she view the women with whom she's been in contention for roles? Like, say, Salma Hayek? "We're in two different realms. She's a sexy bombshell and those are the kinds of roles she does. I do all kinds of different things. It makes me laugh when she says she got offered Selena, which was an outright lie. If that's what she does to get herself publicity, then that's her thing. Columbia offered me the choice of Fools Rush In or Anaconda, but I chose the fun B-movie because the Fools script wasn't strong enough."
Cameron Diaz? "A lucky model who's been given a lot of opportunities I just wish she would have done more with. She's beautiful and has a great presence, though, and in My Best Friend's Wedding, I thought, 'When directed, she can be good.'"
Gwyneth Paltrow? "Tell me what she's been in? I swear to God, I don't remember anything she was in. Some people get hot by association. I heard more about her and Brad Pitt than I ever heard about her work."
Claire Danes? "A good actress. Her emotional and inner life are available to her, which is a good start. But I feel like I see a lot of the same thing with every character she does. She's not that way in U-Turn, though."
Winona Ryder? "I was never a big fan of hers. In Hollywood she's revered, she gets nominated for Oscars, but I've never heard anyone in the public or among my friends say, 'Oh, I love her.' She's cute and talented, though, and I'd like her just for looking like my older sister, Leslie."
On Gaga's next alberm (I know, this belongs in the base but I'm unfairly banned from there), I want collaborations from: King Bieber, GODriah, Madonna (I want some subliminal shady track about getting older), The Weeknd & Cher.
no clue what either of those are.