[V3$$3L.]

Originally posted by MP2K

better than the infomercials u see the before and after live.

You too can be a member of B5!

By the name of it, I expected the curls to loosen up a bit and the hair to get peazier?

He was too lightskinned; should've known otherwise.

[NewRihannaStan]

Originally posted by Sinister

that's because you are one

Takes one to know one blackie

[KB.]

Originally posted by MCBeth

Aww.

When did you two meet/decide to get married?

He's my on again, off again boyfriend since 11th grade, but I've known him my entire life. We decided to actually get married once and called it off, but this time coincidentally around the same time Kingston was conceived

Originally posted by Sinister

that's what's up

i'm going to be a criminal lawyer so i can prevent the OJ's from going to jail

Yo "If It don't fit, acquit" ass. Every black person secretly knows OJ did it. He ain't down for the cause anyway. **** that ***** (or lack there of)

Originally posted by Big Smoke

Good man.

Kendra out here living the middle class life. Wife's a doctor, husband's a lawyer.

Kinda like a reverse Cosby Show lol

I'm not a damn lawyer. I'm an unemployed college graduate trying to avoid repaying her student loans. My career trajectory is a Nurse Practitioner though.

[SneakerNerd]

Originally posted by Click Clack

Would it be ratchet to wear my grill on the 4th

Nah. I was actually thinking about getting fangs for my birthday.

[BlooRiverAnimal]

I want pics of those grills & fangs.

[SneakerNerd]

My birthday is Friday, guys. Feel free to send me presents and nudes.

[BlooRiverAnimal]

Originally posted by SneakerNerd

My birthday is Friday, guys. Feel free to send me presents and nudes.

Turning 40?

[Teezy]

Crazy ass Gemini.

[MCBeth]

Originally posted by KB.

He's my on again, off again boyfriend since 11th grade, but I've known him my entire life. We decided to actually get married once and called it off, but this time coincidentally around the same time Kingston was conceived

Was he the frat guy? I think I've seen a picture of you two at the beach (you posted it a while ago).

I'm glad it's working out though.

[Big Smoke]

This might be a little late, but whatever happened to Garlando lol

[KB.]

Originally posted by MCBeth

Was he the frat guy? I think I've seen a picture of you two at the beach (you posted it a while ago).

I'm glad it's working out though.

Yes. He's a Kappa. Why you gotta have a good memory?

Originally posted by Big Smoke

This might be a little late, but whatever happened to Garlando lol

**** that bum ass *****. He owes me $140.


Damn don't y'all forget anything.

[SneakerNerd]

Originally posted by BlooRiverAnimal

Turning 40?

41*......................24

Originally posted by Teezy

Crazy ass Gemini.

Thank you, Jeremy. That's probably the nicest thing you've said all day.

[Sinister]

Originally posted by MCBeth

You're prolly gon be one of those crappy, court-appointed lawyers.

No worries, you could still be my boo.

ummm...no
i'm gonna be at the the head of Lockhart-Gardner

i don't really want the weak crimes...i want the top drug dealers who will pay me mad money to keep them safe

don't worry...i got you

[BabyCantYouSee]

Originally posted by Sinister

ummm...no
i'm gonna be at the the head of Lockhart-Gardner

i don't really want the weak crimes...i want the top drug dealers who will pay me mad money to keep them safe

don't worry...i got you

Are you going to try to defend obvious murderers and rapists as well? *shakes my head*

[MCBeth]

Originally posted by KB.

Yes. He's a Kappa. Why you gotta have a good memory?

Y'all looked really cute together.

[KB.]

Originally posted by MCBeth

Y'all looked really cute together.

He an ol' black ass *****. You could barely see him in that pic and it was broad daylight but thank you Beth.

[NewRihannaStan]

Omg you are a Gemini my sworn enemy .

[NewRihannaStan]

Originally posted by KB.

He an ol' black ass *****. You could barely see him in that pic and it was broad daylight.

A sinister tea .!

[KB.]

Originally posted by NewRihannaStan

A sinister tea .!

[MCBeth]

Originally posted by Sinister

ummm...no
i'm gonna be at the the head of Lockhart-Gardner

i don't really want the weak crimes...i want the top drug dealers who will pay me mad money to keep them safe

don't worry...i got you

In that case, let's get married tomorrow. A gal needs to secure ha future.