"
And..and then he kept forcing me to record all these ****** pop songs for children," Katy cried as she held her marshmellow over the campfire, "
after I finished Teenage Dream I wanted to make more mature songs..but he wouldn't let me. I told him I was leaving but he locked me in the studio and forced me to record Double Rainbow at gunpoint".
Ke$ha held Katy as she began to sob heavily. "
It's okay," she said, "
at least your album was a success! After Warrior flopped he didn't feed me for a week."
Through the trees, a distant sound of music grows louder.
"
What's that?" cries Katy.
The music grows louder still, and suddenly it's audible as the Dark Horse instrumental.
"
It's Dr Luke, he's found us! Run!" Kesha screams.
I need a Nekci Menij Show episode like this tbh
song of the summer 