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Originally posted by Buyonce1814
Going through an external hard drive I found in a box of old things and it has all my old writings from like ages 10-18. I found one I wrote when I was 13  . I'm legit in hysterics
 My Number
Chorus:
I have to change my number
Orange to O2
I can do without you
On my missed call list
I need to delete the ring tone
That I associate with you
The vibration in my pocket is
Getting on my last screw
So the best thing is
That I don’t give you my new number
Verse 1:
Call me in the morning at three
When I’m fast asleep
You ruined my peace
I dreamt that I owned a Lamborghini
Call me when I’m having a shower
Make the shampoo burn my eyes
Talking about Tom and Shauna
I’d rather continue to revitalise
Pre-chorus:
When I’m watching TV
All I hear is ring ring
Feel like throwing my phone
Out the window
I could put it on silent
But then you’ll knock on my door
You better stop now
Before I decide that…
Chorus:
I have to change my number
Orange to O2
I can do without you
On my missed call list
I need to delete the ring tone
I associate with you
The vibration in my pocket is
Getting on my last screw
So the best thing is
That I don’t give you my new number
Verse 2:
Call me at the shopping mall
Whilst I’m in the fitting room
You must be a fly on the wall
Cause you know I’ve got the wrong size shoe
Call me when I’m having dinner
Here we go again with Shauna
You say I used the wrong curry powder
Can you get any louder?
Pre-chorus:
When I’m watching TV
All I hear is ring ring
Feel like throwing my phone
Out the window
I could put it on silent
But then you’ll knock on my door
You better stop now
Before I decide that
Chorus:
I have to change my number
Orange to O2
I can do without you
On my missed call list
I need to delete the ring tone
I associate with you
The vibration in my pocket is
Getting on my last screw
So the best thing is
That I don’t give you my new number
Bridge:
Why do you ring me
At the most awkward times?
You be tripping
You put a load on my mind
You’ve got a mental issue
Oprah cannot fix you
Please do me a favour
Permanently delete my number
Chorus:
I have to change my number
Orange to O2
I can do without you
On my missed call list
I need to delete the ring tone
I associate with you
The vibration in my pocket is
Getting on my last screw
So the best thing is
That I don’t give you my new number
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My Number is Grammy worthy compared to this.
Fortuitous Rooftop Incident
Chorus:
It’s the FRI FRI FRI
The F-R-I
Didn’t mean to inhale and get so high
We bumped bumped bumped
And now the baby is the result
The FRI FRI FRI
The F-R-I
Fortuitous Rooftop Incident
Verse:
My flirtatious testosterone
Is attracted to your oestrogen
Biology is what we should study
If safely we want to proceed
But unfortunately we had too many to drink
I followed your lead to above the ceiling
Out of the door against the wall
You and me are taking compulsion to its toll
Chorus:
It’s the FRI FRI FRI
The F-R-I
Didn’t mean to inhale and get so high
We bumped bumped bumped
And now the baby is the result
The FRI FRI FRI
The F-R-I
Fortuitous Rooftop Incident
Verse:
Yes I know the lyrics to this song suck
But so does the opportunity on the roof that we took
We don’t really know each other
But we’re now joined through your womb
Cos that’s my child that you’re having real soon
I enjoyed the sex
But don’t like the consequence
Realised there’s loads of men
That relate to my spot
But I’m gonna be in that baby’s life
Because I enjoyed it so much I want you as my wife
Chorus:
It’s the FRI FRI FRI
The F-R-I
Didn’t mean to inhale and get so high
We bumped bumped bumped
And now the baby is the result
The FRI FRI FRI
The F-R-I
Fortuitous Rooftop Incident
Verse:
9 months passing by
We singing a lullaby
We realised
That we must ride or die
Our feelings towards each other
Are becoming affectionate
Starting to believe that the accidental event
Was deliberate
Chorus:
It’s the FRI FRI FRI
The F-R-I
Didn’t mean to inhale and get so high
We bumped bumped bumped
And now the baby is the result
The FRI FRI FRI
The F-R-I
Fortuitous Rooftop Incident
I was wondering if it was country related thing. 
. What's the difference?