*end of SNL*
Host: "Please welcome Rihanna for a special announcement"
*Rih walks to the stage as these songs play in a compilation sorta like this*
"Now I'm 45seconds from wilin"
"Bitch betta have my money, yall should know me well enough"
"American Oxygen oohwoah every breath I breathe, chasin' this American dream"
"Hiiiiiiigher, higher than I've ever been bae"
"Ain't none of this **** promised ain't none of this promised"
"If only for a night"
"Kiss It kiss it better waitin on that sunshine sunshine waitin on that cosign cosign baby from you my love"
Rih: "Hey Saturday Night Live, this is ya girl Rihanna. A lot of people have been asking where my album is and where the music video for Bitch Betta Have My Money. Well, I'm glad to tell you that my new album entitled "She" is up for pre-order now on iTunes and will be released in less than 24 hours. The music video for Bitch Betta Have My Money will also be released with the album. Thank you"
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That Madonna/Gaga stan (the most embarrassing/gay stan combo I have ever seen) is always in here bothered over Kim
Kim looks better than the both of them too
Hm but it seems like I've got you bothered! Nice try though. Nothing could ever be as shameful as stanning for a washed up **** star like Kim!