Madonna's death won't garner as much attention as MJ's for the simple fact that she's probably going to live to a very old age (*insert stupid, age-based little monster comment here*) and at that point may have spent the last 10-20 years Garbo-ing around NYC.
Millions of people drop everything and fork a ton of cash to go see Madonna live.
Hundreds of people (bachelorettes and fellow meth addicts) pay $10 to see BOTCH'dney perform her circus act and laugh at her lack of talent/normal joint movement.
Let's make a list of all the younger celebs MaDracula has leeched off of to stay relevant since 2000:
Britney, Xtina, Justin T, Justin B, M.i.a, Nicki Minaj, Drake, Bey, Rih, Taylor, Alicia Keys, Kanye, Pharrell, Missy Elliott....who else has she been able sick her fangs into??
Edit: Whoops how could I forget Gaga? And Katy also.
Let's make a list of all the younger celebs MaDracula has leeched off of to stay relevant since 2000:
Britney, Xtina, Justin T, Justin B, M.i.a, Nicki Minaj, Drake, Bey, Rih, Taylor, Alicia Keys, Kanye, Pharrell, Missy Elliott....who else has she been able sick her fangs into??
Miley, Chance the Rapper, Kanye West, Diplo, Avicii
Madonna's death won't garner as much attention as MJ's for the simple fact that she's probably going to live to a very old age (*insert stupid, age-based little monster comment here*) and at that point may have spent the last 10-20 years Garbo-ing around NYC.
I have a feeling one of her adopted kids may write a mommie dearest tell all book about her later in life.
