[Ecstasy]

Ke$ha hasn't had an aesthetic since 2011. What is so hard to understand. The last time anybody saw her she was jobless, fat, ugly, talentless and shoving her sausage shaped fingers in her throat. And before you attempt to call this fanfiction, I can provide pictures, receipts from Ke$has own pr team and her discography as evidence. Can you give me receipts to the contrary?

[Giselle]

PieceofSHIT vs $EX$LAVE

This is glorious.

[RobynYoBank]

5 7 TAYLOR SWIFT
1989
BIG MACHINE 39,038 +17%

[collin]

Britney doesn't have a song as big as Tik Tok.

$hit$how gave BOTCHney her FINAL multiplatinum hit as a lead artist.

$aint

[Elusive Chanteuse]

Originally posted by RobynYoBank

WTH my friend just got invited to watch the Game of Thrones Season 5 premiere starting tonight for "being a loyal HBO subscriber for 22 years." Apparently they selected 1000 of their most loyal customers.

Wow how old is he?

[Badger]

When did Gaga work with Dr Luke again?

[youkneekorn]

Too bad KumDumps can't even be compared to Ke$hit.

[Monceau]

Kidney $tones biggest award is an EMA she never won a Kids or even a Teen Choice award UNWANTED

[ks_dollar]

Anyone can provide receipts of Britney being a cracked lunatic of a homeless man. Just google Britney Spears 2007 - 2015

[Ecstasy]

Being one of the 5 writers for a Dr Luke produced song for an artist that still has a recording contract being $laves strongest receipt. $lay

[iheartBrit]

“I consider myself a songwriter before and above everything else, so it’s an honor to write for one of pop music’s biggest icons.

Kumsha is such a stan of Britney's

[ChandlerBing]

I've never found Legend X beautiful.

[ks_dollar]

Originally posted by collin

Britney doesn't have a song as big as Tik Tok.

$hit$how gave BOTCHney her FINAL multiplatinum hit as a lead artist.

$aint

Kesha had to appear on the remix for the song to smash. I can't.

[ToLove]

Where do the Kum$hot stans get off at acting like their fave is happy and doing completely well for herself, yet like Britney isn't while bringing up scandals and allegations that haven't been prominent in her life since 2008?

-Ke$ha starts off the year with a fabricated rape trial she enabled with her mom just to get out of her slave contract.

"LAWLZ, BUT BRITTLEKNEE DROPS HER KIDS AND TAKES METH WITH HER DAD!!!1111 XD"

[Praise Mariallah]

Originally posted by Gui Blackout

The more I drag Tinashe the more I play her ablum

What is this voodoo

[ks_dollar]

In 2005: "In ten years, Britney Spears, Britney who?"

In 2015: What kind of prophet

[Monceau]

A $lave she probably was forced to "write" TTWE 2

[ToLove]

Originally posted by ks_dollar

Kesha had to appear on the remix for the song to smash. I can't.

The song was already in the Top 10 by the time the remix came out, and even eliminating the remix entirely, the song is well above double platinum.

[iheartBrit]

Again, BOMT hit number 1 in every single chart in existence in 1998. No other song has EVER done that.

Tik Tok doesn't even come close.

@Collin, buy a brain.

[collin]

FUNFACT: Britney is more of a slave then $hit

FUNFACT: Britney does not make music

FUNFACT: Britney has her boyfriends handpicked by her dad

Kesha may have dug out some dirty laundry but w0w, good thing she did that before being up like Lobotoney