Let's copy rihannafan and do 99 reasons why Madonna sucks:
1. She's racist
2. She's homophobic
3. Her voice sounds like a dying crow
4. Her songs are embarrassing
5. She insults her fans when they give her gifts
6. She insults her fans in concert
7. She thinks she's too British and sophisticated for the US
8. She speaks in a failed British accent (she has no talent so she can't do accents)
9. She sucks at acting (again, she has no talent)
10. She steals from dead people and minorities (people who can't speak out)
11. She's ageist
12. Her hands are gross
13. She's mentally and artistically stuck in 1989
14. She'll add a Frida Khalo or Edith Piaf quote to a cheap stunt to make it seem artistic
Feel free to add
