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TV Show: Survivor: Worlds Apart | Final draft link in the OP!
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YAAASS Jenn scalped them for their lives 
I'm hoping that there is turmoil amongst the Blue Collar people. I wish that the No Collars would've taken out Mike tonight instead of Kelly tonight.
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Member Since: 3/15/2013
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Queen jen!!!  Hali Shirin and Jenn.. The trinity..
Tyler is cute 
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I wish it was Mike or Dan that left.
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Member Since: 11/28/2011
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MY GOD. Not done yet so avoiding y'all spoilers but MERICA!? ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING ME!? This is something you say when you're ironically making fun of hardcore southern republicans! I didn't think anyone said it in real life!
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Member Since: 4/23/2007
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LMAO. I really like Kelly but she had to go. Queen Jenn 
This season is so good!
I have a crush on Tyler. His face is eh, but his body... YUM.
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Member Since: 4/23/2007
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Originally posted by OprahIsBlack
As opposed to the perpetually negative and not in a good way Jenn, who only has confessionals in which she bitches about people and complains, tried to be Kimmi 2.0 about the damn chickens, was the biggest player in the deaf lady feeling like she was treated like ****, is super condescending, and tried to deny the common knowledge that you must piss on jellyfish stings (maybe she was right, I'll have to look it up, but I feel like if that DIDN'T work, it wouldn't be common knowledge and we'd have heard something in S4 from John about how she peed on his hand for nothing.) At least manage to be mildly humorous when talking **** and being negative. Maybe take notes from Corinne or Colton.
And her protege Hali, who in addition to being a bitch to everyone because Jenn does it so she thinks it's cool, has a voice that is even more annoying than smoked-a-pack-at-once Mike, and had a confessional where she not only raved about the super cool tribe name, but did so using ridiculous, warped logic and made herself look too stupid to actually be in law school.
And Joe, who has the personality of a trust fund douchebag who has supes high self-esteem because nowadays people get participation trophies but who when push comes to shove is utterly inept and incapable of formulating successful plans, has awful hair, and is an accessory to the alleged mistreatment of a deaf woman.
And Will who is useless in challenges and a complete MORON while voting at Tribal.
SMH at ShirinGoddess aligning with these awful people.
Mike and Rodney may be typical redneck trash and Brotrash respectively, but they don't have the air of someone who is truly VILE to their core. Even Rodney in his women speeches seems to just be coming from an extremely misguided place and have genuine unawareness of what he is saying and it not ACTUALLY trying to **** all over an entire gender. Mike while being trashy has not actually went in on any people in the game or groups of people IRL. Even when he was fighting with Rodney he didn't act like he thought Rodney was a lesser life form. Whenever Jenn talks, you can just feel the vitriol seeping out of her body and you know that she thinks the person she's talking about is less than nothing and it's disgusting. I've rarely wanted to punch a Survivor in the throat the way I want to punch Jenn.
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The delusion and anger of this post. You really need to look up the definition of VILE. None of these people are vile, you are vile for taking this exactly as you put Jenn is as a person. 
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And btw, if any of you were doubting my Hali = trash assessment, look no further than the confessional where she fawns over that tribe name like an idiot.
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A bee sting on the kunt for the Kuntress. LMAO!
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This is vile and disgusting.
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Well, the bitch's days are ****ing numbered if Carolyn and Tyler are with Blue. Enjoy the slight reprieve you bought yourself, you walking abortion.
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You have a very strange view of what garbage is. I'd rather roll around in a dumpster than spend any time with any of the 4 No Collars left.
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Originally posted by OprahIsBlack
As opposed to the perpetually negative and not in a good way Jenn, who only has confessionals in which she bitches about people and complains, tried to be Kimmi 2.0 about the damn chickens, was the biggest player in the deaf lady feeling like she was treated like ****, is super condescending, and tried to deny the common knowledge that you must piss on jellyfish stings (maybe she was right, I'll have to look it up, but I feel like if that DIDN'T work, it wouldn't be common knowledge and we'd have heard something in S4 from John about how she peed on his hand for nothing.) At least manage to be mildly humorous when talking **** and being negative. Maybe take notes from Corinne or Colton.
And her protege Hali, who in addition to being a bitch to everyone because Jenn does it so she thinks it's cool, has a voice that is even more annoying than smoked-a-pack-at-once Mike, and had a confessional where she not only raved about the super cool tribe name, but did so using ridiculous, warped logic and made herself look too stupid to actually be in law school.
And Joe, who has the personality of a trust fund douchebag who has supes high self-esteem because nowadays people get participation trophies but who when push comes to shove is utterly inept and incapable of formulating successful plans, has awful hair, and is an accessory to the alleged mistreatment of a deaf woman.
And Will who is useless in challenges and a complete MORON while voting at Tribal.
SMH at ShirinGoddess aligning with these awful people.
Mike and Rodney may be typical redneck trash and Brotrash respectively, but they don't have the air of someone who is truly VILE to their core. Even Rodney in his women speeches seems to just be coming from an extremely misguided place and have genuine unawareness of what he is saying and it not ACTUALLY trying to **** all over an entire gender. Mike while being trashy has not actually went in on any people in the game or groups of people IRL. Even when he was fighting with Rodney he didn't act like he thought Rodney was a lesser life form. Whenever Jenn talks, you can just feel the vitriol seeping out of her body and you know that she thinks the person she's talking about is less than nothing and it's disgusting. I've rarely wanted to punch a Survivor in the throat the way I want to punch Jenn.
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Wow. This is embarrassing, pathetic, delusional, and just downright sad. I feel bad for you. I understand that everyone has their own opinion, but the way you express yours is just mindboggling. You clearly come from a place of hatred, and since these are people playing roles on television, that you (nor I) will EVER meet, I don't understand how you can feel so strongly towards them. I hope whatever is wrong in your life rights itself so that you're able to be a happier person and look past "walking abortions" on television.
<3
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So does the blue collar alliance think that Will will be working with them again? They made him look like a fool with that Hali vote. But then again, the other alliance will probably be reluctant to take him back in. What a moron 
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Member Since: 4/21/2011
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Poor Oprah, you already dragged it enough
good episode, Jenn gave me life. I hate Will, he's floating doing NOTHING, I don't want him to gather too much money for his high ranking without doing ANYTHING relevant.
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Member Since: 11/15/2009
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I knew Kelly would be voted out when they showed the "Previously on Survivor" at the start of the episode. Bad for my draft, but awesome from a viewer perspective. Always love a well-played idol. I can't believe Carolyn & Tyler chose to go with the blue collars.
Also, why target Kelly? I'm guessing because she switched back to the blue collars after pretending she would stick with her new tribe. Pure revenge vote. If they were smart, they would have voted Mike. Way, way, way bigger threat.
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Member Since: 11/15/2009
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I hope Joe-Jenn-Hali-Shirin make the final 4. I don't see it happening though.
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Member Since: 8/17/2013
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Just watched the episode
Queen Jenn reminding me why I stan for her. Jenn, Hali, Joe, and Shirin for final 4<3
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Member Since: 8/17/2013
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The FUMES in the last few pages 
Poor Oprah
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Member Since: 6/20/2011
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I loved what happened at tribal but don't get why they didn't take that perfect opportunity to get rid of Mike
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Mike is a flawless adorable teddy bear, can't wait for ha to get that mill. 
Yall can stay pressed.
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So does the blue collar alliance think that Will will be working with them again? They made him look like a fool with that Hali vote. But then again, the other alliance will probably be reluctant to take him back in. What a moron |
!!! Will is a moron. Honestly, Mike, I like him, but he's dumb. Why would you want to gain someone loyalty by not telling them the entire plan? It just made Will look like a moron during tribal council that everyone knew to vote out Jenn except him. Unfortunately, he'll probably go back to the blues since the numbers are there.
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Yeah so I'm dying for Shirin or Jenn to win now. They're both hilarious and intelligent. Like when Shirin straight up offered to pee on Dan's foot - I died. Gurl loves Survivor and I love Shirin.
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Member Since: 1/1/2014
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Originally posted by Solopop
also anyone who follows either Shirin/Jen/Hali/Joe on twitter will see they're still good friends suggesting to me that they ally in the game.
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called it btw. 
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YAAASS Jenn scalped them for their lives
I'm hoping that there is turmoil amongst the Blue Collar people. I wish that the No Collars would've taken out Mike tonight instead of Kelly tonight. |
This. I loved it so much but i wish they went after a big physical threat to weaken the other side
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Why is OprahIsBlack so drove by the No Collars? Seriously pipe TF down!
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