Once Gaga stans accept that the big, bell-pepper nose, troll they stan for was a gimmicky fad from 2008-2011 they will feel much less annoyed by the Navy. Gaga had her moment, she did what she could, and now she performs Cabaret music with Tony Bennet and does cheesy covers of the Sound of Music when asked.
And strong into even 2012, tbh. That song is low-key iconic, ngl. Even Queen of Balkans used it was influenced by it for her comeback smash single. And it's such a bop.
Taylor's sales aren't even bad outside the US anymore. Hasn't 1969 sold like 2M outside the US? That's on par with "MEGAGLOBAL!!!" Rihanna's last 2 eras and Prism.
Her recurrent airplay is bad too.
It's not on par. TTT sold 2.8M outside the US. Also GGGB sold more than 6M outside the US which is most probably more than all of Taylor's albums combined.
Be patient, my fellow Monsters. We will address the Navy once R8 (LOL at her label being frightened to set a release date, a Ciara tea) fails to outsell ARTPOP. Oh, and Gaga her cheesy cover of The Sound of Music is miles better than any Rih performance.
Not when Rihtard looks like a squashed coconut that got shipped from Barbardos because it got stuck under a cargo box and somehow got into a record studio with her screeching and screaming giving HIV head to everyone she blew. When The Navy stops dragging every other person maybe she'll become relevant again.
Not when Rihtard looks like a squashed coconut that got shipped from Barbardos because it got stuck under a cargo box and somehow got into a record studio with her screeching and screaming giving HIV head to everyone she blew. When The Navy stops dragging every other person maybe she'll become relevant again.
It's 2015, for God / Angelina's sake. If people still haven't figured out that Taylor is the most "local" pop gurl, they never will. Like, the proof is in the pudding. Open your eyes to the stats.
Now Rihtard just looks like a giant black snot on the ground after Jay Z used her and threw her away for a better replacement aka Queen Bey. A DWUW tea. The jokes write themselves.
And strong into even 2012, tbh. That song is low-key iconic, ngl. Even Queen of Balkans used it was influenced by it for her comeback smash single. And it's such a bop.
Now Rihtard just looks like a giant black snot on the ground after Jay Z used her and threw her away for a better replacement aka Queen Bey. A DWUW tea. The jokes write themselves.
Her recurrent airplay is bad too.
woo Taylor really does decapitate the rest